This one gives me the heebie-jeebies...

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*Kiss finally relented and allowed Michael Jackson to join them since he no longer needed makeup to be scary.

*Eddie Murphy reveals the face of the anti-Klumps

*When asked about his new nose michael stated only that "I so adore humming birds and how they drink"

*Michael Jackson under investigation for allegedly knocking brittney speares unconscious and taking her place in the latest pepsi commercials.

*(anti drug message) Kids, snort coke and you too can look like this.

*The new spokesperson for NAMBLA

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The new spokesperson for NAMBLA

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- Conan O'Brien's "What if they Mated?" took a violent turn when the crowd rioted at the sight of this picture.

- (Falsetto Voice) Would you like ss...ssss...sssommme candy, little boooyyy?

- Look into my eyes. You are getting sleepy. Very very sleepy. You are putting down your tonka toys. You are walking over to me. You are sitting on my lap...

This pic just scares me. Twice. But if you sort of cross your eyes and look at it, his hair looks like a background and it looks like a mini Gourd-head. Really. Try it.

- Dianna Ross after an all-night tequila binge

- Snake Boy!

WARNING - Some of the following captions made the author feel sick when he wrote them.

- Michael was mesmerised by the buttocks of the little boy on the swing... back and forth, back and forth, back and forth...

- As Michael stepped closer to the bonfire, fascinated, a little voice in the back of his mind screamed, "No! Don't! You'll melt!"

- Michael was mortified with embarrassment as the helpful young man handed him the ear he had dropped.

- "I have learned... that kids are my obsession..."

I have to say, that picture has convinced me that Michael Jackson is one of the scariest-looking people on Earth. Can you believe he spent millions of dollars to MAKE himself look like that? His nose looks like he was forced by cruel parents to wear a clothespeg on it from birth!

Let's be honest - he doesn't look real.

"There are some things money can't buy... such as, apparently, a human-looking face."

"THE WORLD IS SO VERY WRONG"

"Micheal Jackson - now with 63% more Liza Manelli"

"Yes, but can it transform into a giant silver robot?"

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Oh fuck it, I can't make a decent caption after seeing that. I know someone who absolutely adores that ugly freak. It doesn't even look human anymore. I'm sorry, he may have made some damn good music in the 80s, but I'll be damned if I am going to look at that nasty face now!
Christ, you could kick him in the face and it'd be an improvment.

I never use Napster, but you should go have a look if you can find a cover of Billy Jean done by Neil Finn (former lead singer of the now-broken-up Crowded House) for an Australian radio show. I was driving late one night and the station that taped it live in the studio played it. The idea was that they regularly got musicians on for interviews, and gave them a song to cover. The song was always well outside that musician's usual style, so they came up with some really interesting covers. Neil Finn's Billy Jean was exceptional, though. Nice to know that Michael's better songs can be turned into great covers.

update - Jumped on Napster, found the song, downloading it now.

--Bride of Chucky

--Confess, or we will force you to look at THIS.

--It froze in my headlights, and I screamed, certain that no matter how hard I swerved, I could not hit it.

"I'm sorry, ma'am, but this driver's license says that you're a black male. We'll need to see YOUR I.D. to complete this transaction."

--A portrait from the famous "stomp l'loeil" school.

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