...and after.

Excerpt from the Impeachment hearing: "Yes, we see pictures 1 and 392, your highness. But, tell us, what happened to pictures 2 through 391!"

Latin disguises 'Rub my balls, lick my dick, fuck me raw' quite nicely.

34 incidents of sex with preteens and the priests start to wonder if there's more to the story than "Woops. My bad. Another second coming false alarm."

"Why don't you come over to my waterbed and get christened by a real man."

"Believe in Jesus? Hell, I remember him."

Mom: Don't cry, sweety. He's god's most high.
Daughter: Then you'd think god could send down a lozenge.

Through the miracle of science, we can now tap into the thoughts of God's representative on earth:

"Cute little child. Is she Mary Kate or Ashley? Oh well, never mind. Hmmm, I'm feeling a mite hungry. Make with the applesauce, sister! Oops. I wonder if they can smell that."

Pope :"I told you not to drink that beer. Now give me it back"

Pic 1: (Girl through a wet kiss) Okay Holy Father! If you let go of my face I promise I'll come to your room tonight dressed like the virgin mary! Now please let go!!!!!

Pic 2 (pope thinking): Nice ass. Me gonna rock tonight!

THAT LITTLE GIRL JUST SEXUALLY HARRASED THE POPE!

And for years afterwards, she told people, "I saw the Pope celebrating m'ass in Rome." No one suspected a thing.

Gee he sets a good example doesn't he?

After sucking her soul out through her mouth, the Pope relaxed. Another day of life would be his.

"He smells like vodka and cheese!"

Little Suzie was quite unsure what to do with the Pope's gum. But we all know that the Pope can more than double your pleasure.