I have discovered that I like using shifting perspective in comics, and so now that I am in charge of this contest I have decided to make you do it, too.

In this contest you will have to use a flash-back, flash-forward, or flash-sideways (cut to another location) in your comic. But since that's a pretty broad rule, I'll constrain it by saying you also have to use one (and only one) type of low humor in your comic.

The flashes can be indicated by a change in scene or characters, a narration bar, or anything else you feel like using, so long as it's some sort of shift in time or place. It can be in any panel of the comic (or multiple panels if you can figure out how to make a multiple-panel flash in a 3 panel comic).

Low forms of humor include

• Puns
  
• Shock humor (i.e. dead-baby skull fucking monkey raping shock humor)
  
• Insults
  

If you can think of any other "low" humor that's not on the list, feel free to make your entry and post what type of low humor you're using. If I agree it's low (and that you used it), I'll consider the entry valid. Bonus points if the shock humor isn't the punchline of the comic. Remember you can only use one type of low humor per comic.

Standard Fine Print

Judging... I don't know. Thursday or Friday-ish. Go to it!

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Bonus points if the shock humor isn't the punchline of the comic.

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Wait... can the final panel be funny?

Yes, dispite kaufman's counter-example, the final panel should be funny. But I'm saying that the overall humor in the cartoon does not need to stem from the low humor -- just that low humor needs to be used somewhere.

Oo... not an auspicious start for CC 134.

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Here’s my first (and indeed, second) attempt at entering one of these contests. Enjoy! Oh, and I apologise about spelling humour like that, but I do come from rainy, miserable England, and we spell things differently over here. Pip Pip old bean and all that, you know…

Anywho, the comics...

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Necromancer's Bane meets The Wonder Years :)

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/benny/

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I don't like this one, and just realized it's non-rules compliant anyways. But I figured if I had to sit through so do you all.

I had to read that one a million times before I understood what it was on about.

but...but... BUT WHY?

But seriously ...

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Needless to say, the low humor is the banana peel slapstick between panels 6 and 7.

Never the less it was great. Truely the work of a superior Geniu$.

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And then Tobor asked wirthling to give him head is one of the most creative damn comics I've ever seen, and The Husband and Wife Game is one of the funniest.

dcomposed is a magbast.

I don't know what a magbast is but I'm sure it's better than being Welsh.

Oh... my....

That was funny dcomposed.

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CC 134: This is where the priests get there ideas

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This comic has no shift in perspective. I demand that all of dcom's entries be disqualified to upkeep the honor of the Comic Contest.

Actually, I don't give a rat's ass about honor in CC's, I only want him disqualified so I have a chance to win.

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This comic has no shift in perspective. I demand that all of dcom's entries be disqualified to upkeep the honor of the Comic Contest.

Actually, I don't give a rat's ass about honor in CC's, I only want him disqualified so I have a chance to win.

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Damn, the one time I actually have a chance to win I forget one of the rules.

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Wait, Scyess is running this contest? Shit.

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Another entry? Am I mad? Lemon-Curd-a-riffic!

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::nods to obi::

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*nods back*

I'm always up for a good nodding.

Topical political satire... with necrophilia thrown in for good measure. How could it fail?!

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/benny/

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This comic has no shift in perspective. I demand that all of dcom's entries be disqualified to upkeep the honor of the Comic Contest.

Actually, I don't give a rat's ass about honor in CC's, I only want him disqualified so I have a chance to win.

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Damn, the one time I actually have a chance to win I forget one of the rules.

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Well, you could try what I tried: get past that by sending hookers to whoever is running the contest.

Fortunately, what he doesn't know is that I've tried this on everyone who has run a contest, and it only will help you win when Scyess is running the contest. He'll try it and lose, hahaha what a loser.

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I submit sight gags are low humor and make the first one compliant. Survey says?

Oh, like this hasn't been done ...

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Man, I hate it when I'm right.

In-jokes won\\\'t win, I know, but I had to post it anyways...
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Worth a try... ;)

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I like it despite the error.

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Okay, so now it's down to "judge the contest on who has the best entry rather than who can run the best contest next" time. This one had lots of new entrants, which I always like to see. But there can be only one winner, and yadda yadda yadda let's get the fuck on with it already.

First of all, the

Honorable Mentions

• "Goldberg Variation" by kaufman
  
• "Necromancer's bane Part 40" by mutsje2000
  
• "And now for something completely different part 6" by mutsje2000
  

Followed shortly by the

Comics I Liked Enough to Consider for Winning

• "Raping the seeds you sow [sic]" by Shadow_Artist
  
• "Never tape ANYTHING" by boorite
  
• "The Husband and Wife game" by dcomposed
  
• "Low Humour Entry 3: Standard B Movie Trash" by Shadow_Artist (I shouldn't've liked it, but I did.)
  
• "Eating Habits" by JrnymnNate
  
• "..." by ObiJo
  

And at last the

It Was Really Hard to Decide among These

• "Psychology" by Mr_Jass
  
• "Necromancer's bane Part 39 - Topical Contest Entry" by mutsje2000
  
• "Don't Touch the Girl Scout Cookies..." by Big Evil Dan
  

But, alas, as I alluded to before, there can only be one

WINNER

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...although honestly, I liked Big Evil Dan's comic best, to be perfectly fair I had to disquailfy it for using more than one type of low humor: shock humor (baby eating) and a pun ("Girl Scout" title).

I realize I'm probably going to take shit from the regs for choosing someone who's only been around for a week as the next contest host for CC 135, but all I can say to mutsje2000 is please read this to avoid embarassing yourself (and me for choosing your newbie ass).

Now that you've won it is YOUR job to run the next contest. You've got to make rules that other will follow, set a date for judging, and then pick the winner (and lord of the next contest). Don't make rules that would make funny comics impossible; then you're just an ass and I reserve the right to revile you until your ears bleed. You may also want to read some of the old contests for ideas (and so you don't accidentally repeat one).

That's the advice I have for you. In short: don't fuck up. Next contest, please!

Is the winner really rules-compliant? I thought the low humor wasn't supposed to be the punchline.

Anyway, I'm not surprised at which one of mine got mentioned. I read your comics and deliberately made one that I thought would appeal to you. Looks like I still lacked that crucial spark of insight into your tastes and interests. If only there were a way to inspect your garbage or monitor your telephone conversations. Well, maybe next time.

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Is the winner really rules-compliant? I thought the low humor wasn't supposed to be the punchline.

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Actually, as far as I understood it, the low humour could be the punchline , it's just that bonus points were given if the low humour wasn't the punchline.

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Oh, incidentally, the victor (mutsje2000, or whatever) has until Monday to post a new contest before I default it to the next runner up, Mr_Jass. This is only because newbies tend to vanish without a trace faster than a black person pulled over by the LA cops in a deserted alley, and I want to make sure there IS a next contest.