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by RonnieDobbs
7-26-02
Somewhere in Hell, last Tuesday Morning
So, Satan, did I come first?
Nah, the egg did.
That so? How come?
Well....
Like shoving a watermelon through a keyhole.....
The very first chicken refused creation upon hearing how the egg would end up in her nest.

 

by RonnieDobbs
7-26-02
Yesterday afternoon, somewhere in Hell
What about him?
Sir, I don't think the new arrival belongs down here.
Right...right...right...right..AHA!
His file is clean. Straight, wasn't brainwashed by Televangelists, no murders, fights, let's see..eh, vegetarian...
Send him to Cell #216. He was on special order.
Hi Ho! Hi Ho! To Dahmer's cell we go....!

 

by RonnieDobbs
7-27-02
Hey you! Yeah, you. Listen. We'll do anything if you take us off the starting palette.
Please! We're being held here against our will!
Always smiling. Never aloud to blink. It's torture!
And we're NEVER used as main characters anyways. C'mon mister, we'll do anything. What do ya say?
.......
You're a damn sicko.

 

by RonnieDobbs
7-28-02
Sunday Night at the Gatsby and Maude household...
GATSBY!
WHOOSH!!!!
Yes hun?
How many times do I have to tell you to check your pockets for severed limbs before I do the laundry!?

 

by RonnieDobbs
7-30-02
Well...I'll be a chicken if I wanna be a chicken.
Whoops....
BRAWK?!

 

by RonnieDobbs
7-30-02
2 Minutes Earlier
Hey look! A Monkey's Paw. Over there by that tree.
Cool! I've got it. Hmm. What should I wish for?
Well, there's always ass sex.
Hilarious.
C'mon you chicken. Make a wish.
I don't know.....

 

by RonnieDobbs
7-30-02
Wow! This sunset is beautiful! Almost euphoric!
Yeah...
'Course the nails kind of ruin the moment.

 

by RonnieDobbs
7-31-02
So...do you like...stuff?
Yep.

 

by RonnieDobbs
7-31-02
Hey man, got any toilet paper?
AAAAGH! A bear!
Pinecones are a bitch on the ass fur.
Hmph.
GAAAAAAAAAH!

 

by RonnieDobbs
8-01-02
So, God, I was wondering if you could give me an idea for a comic that will finally get me accepted by the regulars.
RonnieDobbs, my son, I am sorry but I cannot help you.
God Damnit!
I heard that.
So...Mr. Dobbs. I hear you require some assistance.

 

by RonnieDobbs
8-01-02
Ok, now here's what you do. *psst psst psst psst psst*
......
wirthling sucks.
Totally.

 

by RonnieDobbs
8-02-02
One hundred thirty-four, one hundred thirty-five, one hundred thirty-six...
What's this all about anyway?
Just a precautionary measure.
Donner got demoted again.
Poor Ed and that "Bloody Hoofprint Incident" last year...

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