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Smarmulus
August 1, 2002 11:07 PM

old jokes, new style

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Smarmulus
August 1, 2002 11:08 PM

it just keeps getting... dumber

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DexX
August 1, 2002 11:14 PM

Okay, those are good.

...who are you really?

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Smarmulus
August 1, 2002 11:30 PM

DexX, I really am a newbie, as this strip will prove.

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kramer_vs_kramer
August 2, 2002 2:04 AM

You were on a good run there, but that last one was shite.

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fuzzyman
August 2, 2002 2:21 AM

Is Kaufman in MENSA, I wonder?

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Drexle
August 2, 2002 5:09 AM

quote:
You were on a good run there, but that last one was shite.

Proving that it really is just a newbie.

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fuzzyman
August 2, 2002 5:55 AM

Smarmulus is an old friend of mine who I haven't since 8th grade. I pointed him here.

He read all of my comics before creating any, hence his fascination with Tobor, Spankling, and our other in-jokes.

I apologize for damaging him.

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kaufman
August 2, 2002 6:47 AM

quote:
old jokes, new style

...

What is often said to be sincerest form of flattery?



The self-reference is magnificent.

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Smarmulus
August 2, 2002 9:27 AM

Thank you Kaufman. Very clever of you to spot that joke.

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JrnymnNate
August 2, 2002 11:45 AM

quote:
Smarmulus is an old friend of mine who I haven't since 8th grade. I pointed him here.

He read all of my comics before creating any, hence his fascination with Tobor, Spankling, and our other in-jokes.

I apologize for damaging him.



Look what you've done, now he's been soilded.

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Shadow_Artist
August 2, 2002 1:32 PM

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Look what you've done, now he's been soilded.

Is soilded actually a word?

Just curious...

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Kevin_Keegans_Perm
August 2, 2002 2:33 PM

A great start , two great comics , then a truly shit third instalment.

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Smarmulus
August 2, 2002 3:03 PM

KKP, I promise the fourth installment will make up for the third. Really...

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Smarmulus
August 2, 2002 5:37 PM

Here's my attempt at self redemption.

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kaufman
August 2, 2002 5:41 PM

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KKP, I promise the fourth installment will make up for the third. Really...
Oh, so now you're professing to be superior to George Lucas!

My advice, write off #4 as a lost cause, then make a respectable comeback with the fifth.

(Seriously, the parallels are spooky, right down to Pope Tobor's equivalence to the ewoks).

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Smarmulus
August 2, 2002 8:49 PM

You are right Kaufman. It took me until #5, but I'm back in top form finally.

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Smarmulus
August 2, 2002 11:33 PM

another groaner I'm afraid, but still funny I think

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Thread_Nazi
August 3, 2002 4:48 AM

*End Series*

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Smarmulus
August 3, 2002 10:21 PM

Sorry Charlie (er, Thread_Nazi) but I'm not quite finished. I thought up the final strip at the same time I thought up the first strip.

I must share it with the world!

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kaufman
August 4, 2002 6:15 AM

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Sorry Charlie (er, Thread_Nazi) but I'm not quite finished. I thought up the final strip at the same time I thought up the first strip.

I must share it with the world!


Okay, who messed with the password to Dr. Pedantic's account?

Because of that, no one will be able to explain to this misguided soul that the proper pejorative generic war term for Thread_Nazi is Jerry, not Charlie. If it were Thread_Gook trying to end the thread on the other hand, then Charlie would be the proper appelation.

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DrPedantic
August 4, 2002 10:15 AM

Testing, testing...

You are all fallible. I am not.

Testing, testing...

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Spankling
August 4, 2002 1:33 PM

The funniest part is me being considered for MENSA.

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dcomposed
August 5, 2002 1:12 AM

If I could mary Smarmulus, I would.

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Smarmulus
August 5, 2002 6:59 PM

dcomposed,
thanks for the offer but I'm already married, and quite happy with my wife.

Spankling, wanted to let you know I'm not "trolling" you, just felt the Spankling character was good for this series.

Here are the two final payoff entries.

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Smarmulus
August 5, 2002 7:00 PM

and now the money shot of the concluding the series

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Slayer_X5
August 5, 2002 10:43 PM

Hey, this ain't bad, but I like to stay away from serieses (is it seri?) cuz if someone reads a portion, it might not be as funny. But those stand alone great. Anyways, funny shit.

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Smarmulus
August 6, 2002 12:20 AM

Confession time:
is there anyone who is so sick that the final strip in this series caused them to sport wood?

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Shadow_Artist
August 6, 2002 1:56 AM

quote:
Confession time:
is there anyone who is so sick that the final strip in this series caused them to sport wood?


I sincerely hope not...

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fuzzyman
August 6, 2002 5:03 AM

I don't think I've ever sported wood reading or creating a strip.

Though for some strange reason, I got sort of excited when I was working on making the Priest character.

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kramer_vs_kramer
August 6, 2002 5:18 AM

I'm "sporting wood" in the sense that I'm coming round to Smarmulus' house with a 2x4 with a nail in it.

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Spankling
August 6, 2002 5:48 PM

Uh....

No! Of course not!?! Why?

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