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Spankling has a deft touch. He knows when to leave the dialogue out, and when to leave it in. Big plus: He's a fucking pervert. How did we ever live without Spankling?
Garsh! *blush* (slips Boo a wrinkled 5-spot)
You make me feel loved. And not in that sticky, uncomfortable way like wirthling.
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Sometimes you bastards make me want to collaborate on a screenplay, but then I remember the lawn needs mowing.
It's a start.
The camera is grass-top high. The lawnmower blades turn in slow-mo to the sound of chopper throbs ala Apocalypse Now. It runs over us and continues on. Grasshoppers and rats run for cover. Boo clips the top off a discarded beer bottle with the blades. The glass zips and twists in the air on the way to his leg. He's only wearing boxers so it rips right in.
Suddenly the world is full speed and we are 6' up.
"Man Down!" yells Gabe as he throws another beer bottle onto the lawn and runs into the house to hide.
Who's next?