You were on AIM for like 2 seconds.

I dragged him back to bed for another couple of hours sweet lovin'

Hope you dont mind.

Yay! Another thread abusing me!

I'm on AOL now, you snivelling bag of goat abortions!

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Quit dicking around, cunt flaps.

Isn't a "cunting arse sausage" a contradiction in terms? Or is it a double dong? Do you need a special kilt for that?

This use of "cunting", applying a verb suffix to a noun, bewilders me. It strikes me as an effort to use the English language's most offensive swear word in a more versatile "fuck"-style setting.

That said, William Blatty uses it in The Exorcist... "Do you know what your cunting daughter did?"

It's like that old song, "We're Going A-Cunting Today."

We're going a-cunting today!
Something fishy's coming our way!
To seek some thing juicy,
We're out for some pussy
We're going a-cunting today!

You remember that one.

Don't forget Froggy went a-cunting.

Kajun - Cajun -
yes mah frien', I do have some folk that hail from Livingston Parish, Lewsianer...don't claim the sonsabitches tho. But how in de hell is it...damn the man, I ain't been on Undernet in a few months as it is.

Urm... he's actually Scottish, but anyway...

Good lord...
what's more disturbing now is that a good 75% of myself is of the Scot as well. should I fear for my life now? does it help that I don't like louisiana as my lovely home state, humid bog that it is?
I'll shush now. DexX might make me listen to Area 7.

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Kajun - Cajun -
yes mah frien', I do have some folk that hail from Livingston Parish, Lewsianer...

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FLORIDA EVERGLADES GOD DAMMIT!

El, don't make me come over there.

*because it was either him or the Klansman, so what the fuck else could I do?

The Grand Wizard Duke of Earl...he had ten thousand men...or was it hanged?

and no, its not the everglades, you dyslexic foofoo. do some research!

I refuse your proposal. Research shmesearch.
Note that I'm basing all on the Pringles Spicy Cajun commercial. He's in the Florida everglades.

I put two and two together.

Hmm, Louisiana hot sauce.
Cajun=Hot/Spicy.

For fucks sakes.

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Kajun = Hot/Spicy

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*cough*you'veneverevenkissedanyway*cough*

Lara, take off your goddamn clothes.
*runs away*

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Lara, take off your goddamn clothes.
*runs away*

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Hrm, I somehow doubt that!
I'm not going to drool over you like I did A-Chicka, but hey, you're worth drooling over. X)

Buns of steel.

Non-Sequitur Donkey, lara8... someone has stumbled across their cache of alter ego passwords, I think...

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Non-Sequitur Donkey, lara8... someone has stumbled across their cache of alter ego passwords, I think...

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Buns of steel.

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Cinnamon toast crunch?

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Lara "voted for Edwards once*" 7

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Dragon "doesn't fucking know who Edwards is, nor does he care" Xero.

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Dragon "doesn't fucking know who Edwards is, nor does he care" Xero.

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Can I get a word of love for this beautiful state and Docta Cooksey who practices optometry or opthamology (some eye doctorage) here in Monroe/Funreaux?

"If I see someone come in with a diaper on his head and a fan belt wrapped around the diaper on his head, that guy needs to be pulled over"

My question was why the hell do you have to tie a damned fan belt 40 times to Pampers with Velcro Leakguard and SnugglySoftness to prevent rashes...
besides...that's just gonna smell like the world's worst jerrycurl and look like a 50s movie reject.

Yes, you're definitely from Monroe.

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