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boorite
August 13, 2002 11:23 AM

You were on AIM for like 2 seconds.

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Kevin_Keegans_Perm
August 13, 2002 11:39 AM

I dragged him back to bed for another couple of hours sweet lovin'

Hope you dont mind.

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KajunFirefly
August 13, 2002 12:00 PM

Yay! Another thread abusing me!

I'm on AOL now, you snivelling bag of goat abortions!

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boorite
August 13, 2002 1:59 PM

quote:
I dragged him back to bed for another couple of hours sweet lovin'

Hope you dont mind.


Turn him out like an old sweatsock.

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DragonXero
August 15, 2002 7:22 AM

Quit dicking around, cunt flaps.

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fuzzyman
August 15, 2002 8:08 AM

Isn't a "cunting arse sausage" a contradiction in terms? Or is it a double dong? Do you need a special kilt for that?

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DexX
August 15, 2002 11:53 AM

This use of "cunting", applying a verb suffix to a noun, bewilders me. It strikes me as an effort to use the English language's most offensive swear word in a more versatile "fuck"-style setting.

That said, William Blatty uses it in The Exorcist... "Do you know what your cunting daughter did?"

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fuzzyman
August 15, 2002 8:19 PM

It's like that old song, "We're Going A-Cunting Today."

We're going a-cunting today!
Something fishy's coming our way!
To seek some thing juicy,
We're out for some pussy
We're going a-cunting today!

You remember that one.

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DMSO
August 15, 2002 8:30 PM

Don't forget Froggy went a-cunting.

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El_Bofus
August 16, 2002 12:03 AM

Kajun - Cajun -
yes mah frien', I do have some folk that hail from Livingston Parish, Lewsianer...don't claim the sonsabitches tho. But how in de hell is it...damn the man, I ain't been on Undernet in a few months as it is.

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DexX
August 16, 2002 1:16 AM

Urm... he's actually Scottish, but anyway...

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El_Bofus
August 17, 2002 1:01 AM

Good lord...
what's more disturbing now is that a good 75% of myself is of the Scot as well. should I fear for my life now? does it help that I don't like louisiana as my lovely home state, humid bog that it is?
I'll shush now. DexX might make me listen to Area 7.

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DexX
August 17, 2002 8:21 AM

quote:
I'll shush now. DexX might make me listen to Area 7.
*oom-pa-oom-pa-oom-pa-oom-pa-oom-pa-oom-pa-oom-pa-oom-pa-oom-pa-oom-pa-oom-pa-oom-pa-oom-pa-oom-pa*

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lara7
August 17, 2002 9:04 PM

quote:
Kajun - Cajun -
yes mah frien', I do have some folk that hail from Livingston Parish, Lewsianer...

There are a couple of Lose-e-anians on here, if you know where to look.

Lara "voted for Edwards once*" 7

*because it was either him or the Klansman, so what the fuck else could I do?

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joshw
August 17, 2002 11:59 PM

FLORIDA EVERGLADES GOD DAMMIT!

El, don't make me come over there.

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El_Bofus
August 18, 2002 12:14 AM

*because it was either him or the Klansman, so what the fuck else could I do?

The Grand Wizard Duke of Earl...he had ten thousand men...or was it hanged?

and no, its not the everglades, you dyslexic foofoo. do some research!

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joshw
August 18, 2002 9:41 AM

I refuse your proposal. Research shmesearch.
Note that I'm basing all on the Pringles Spicy Cajun commercial. He's in the Florida everglades.

I put two and two together.

Hmm, Louisiana hot sauce.
Cajun=Hot/Spicy.

For fucks sakes.

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KajunFirefly
August 18, 2002 11:37 AM

quote:
Kajun = Hot/Spicy

Well, people have told me that I leave a nasty taste in their mouthes.

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joshw
August 18, 2002 1:33 PM

*cough*you'veneverevenkissedanyway*cough*

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DragonXero
August 18, 2002 10:25 PM

Lara, take off your goddamn clothes.
*runs away*

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lara7
August 18, 2002 11:52 PM

quote:
Lara, take off your goddamn clothes.
*runs away*

Yes, that sight would probably make you run away...

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DragonXero
August 19, 2002 1:10 AM

Hrm, I somehow doubt that!
I'm not going to drool over you like I did A-Chicka, but hey, you're worth drooling over. X)

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lara8
August 19, 2002 10:55 AM

Buns of steel.

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DexX
August 19, 2002 12:07 PM

Non-Sequitur Donkey, lara8... someone has stumbled across their cache of alter ego passwords, I think...

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DragonXero
August 20, 2002 12:42 AM

quote:
Non-Sequitur Donkey, lara8... someone has stumbled across their cache of alter ego passwords, I think...
"Someone has stumbled accross his or her cache"

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pita
August 20, 2002 7:24 AM

quote:
Buns of steel.
Buns of Cinnamon.

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DragonXero
August 20, 2002 8:04 AM

Cinnamon toast crunch?

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boorite
August 20, 2002 9:41 AM

quote:
Lara "voted for Edwards once*" 7

boo "parents live two doors down from Edwards, and I ain't joking" rite

Edwards gases up at Texaco. Big surprise.

I missed Louisiana for a while. Then I taught myself how to cook. I do still miss the real estate prices.

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DragonXero
August 20, 2002 9:43 AM

Dragon "doesn't fucking know who Edwards is, nor does he care" Xero.

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kaufman
August 20, 2002 9:50 AM

quote:
Dragon "doesn't fucking know who Edwards is, nor does he care" Xero.
He's the Crook.
You should care.
It's important.

And I trust you ex-pat Louisianans are familiar with this?

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El_Bofus
August 20, 2002 8:57 PM

Can I get a word of love for this beautiful state and Docta Cooksey who practices optometry or opthamology (some eye doctorage) here in Monroe/Funreaux?

"If I see someone come in with a diaper on his head and a fan belt wrapped around the diaper on his head, that guy needs to be pulled over"

My question was why the hell do you have to tie a damned fan belt 40 times to Pampers with Velcro Leakguard and SnugglySoftness to prevent rashes...
besides...that's just gonna smell like the world's worst jerrycurl and look like a 50s movie reject.

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boorite
August 21, 2002 7:35 AM

Yes, you're definitely from Monroe.

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ivytheplant
May 17, 2006 4:33 PM

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