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boorite
August 15, 2002 8:25 AM

The last CC covered one of the cornerstones of great comedy: robots. Robots are inherently funny.

Another such cornerstone is pirates. Pirates are comedy gold. A dull strip about a job interview or accounting audit becomes a laugh-your-guts-out riot with the addition of an eye patch and a peg leg. So this CC's theme is pirates. They can be in traditional pirate settings such as frigates and gay discos, or less traditional settings such as The Mormon Tabernacle.

The first 50 customers to make an ass-pirate joke will get a free coffee mug filled with Captain Morgan's Spiced Rum.*

Judging takes place Monday noonish EDT.

*offer not valid anywhere

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Bazilla
August 15, 2002 8:42 AM

After being knocked out of the Comic Cup, I'm determined in winning this!
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DragonXero
August 15, 2002 8:44 AM

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See? I'm not dead!

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kaufman
August 15, 2002 8:55 AM

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kaufman
August 15, 2002 9:08 AM

And of course the obvious ...

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Drexle
August 15, 2002 9:32 AM

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DragonXero
August 15, 2002 9:41 AM

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\m/ Hail, hail, to geekdom!
Hail, hail, oh, shit, I rolled a natural 20!! CRITICAL HIT!

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DragonXero
August 15, 2002 9:54 AM

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Drexle
August 15, 2002 9:58 AM

Continued from DX's 2nd entry...

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DragonXero
August 15, 2002 10:14 AM

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And a further continuation of said series.

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BigEvilDan
August 15, 2002 10:20 AM

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mutsje2000
August 15, 2002 10:34 AM

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/benny/

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BigEvilDan
August 15, 2002 10:44 AM

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Bazilla
August 15, 2002 11:30 AM

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evil_d
August 15, 2002 12:13 PM

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evil_d
August 15, 2002 12:36 PM

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Drexle
August 15, 2002 12:53 PM

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Smarmulus
August 15, 2002 1:06 PM

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Pirates are comedy gold. A dull strip about a job interview or accounting audit becomes a laugh-your-guts-out riot...

My entry is an attempt to test this theory. I have taken one of my own unfunny office humor comics and rewritten it as a pirate comic. My entry is the result.

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And, if you give a damn here is the original.
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Have I actually created a funny comic cup entry? I'm not sure. I know I never have before.

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boorite
August 15, 2002 1:39 PM

The evidence mounts. Pirates are comedy gold.

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evil_d
August 15, 2002 2:40 PM

This is not an original joke. But if plagiarism helps me win the contest, I'm okay with that.

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DMSO
August 15, 2002 3:55 PM

Little known fact: all pirates are from the West Country. Hence that accent.

(That's in England, for all you thrice-bedamned foreigners)

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kaufman
August 15, 2002 4:37 PM

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Namgubed
August 15, 2002 5:16 PM

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ObiJo
August 15, 2002 6:22 PM

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crabby
August 15, 2002 8:50 PM

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Drexle
August 15, 2002 9:20 PM

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DexX
August 15, 2002 10:42 PM

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ObiJo
August 15, 2002 10:56 PM

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Namgubed
August 16, 2002 12:05 AM

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lara7
August 16, 2002 3:49 AM

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evil_d
August 16, 2002 6:19 AM

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DexX
August 16, 2002 8:29 AM

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Shadow_Artist
August 16, 2002 11:12 AM

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boorite
August 16, 2002 11:17 AM

Since I can't fellate myself, I'll just join my own contest.

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DexX
August 16, 2002 12:01 PM

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That typo was funnier when we first joked about it. Oh well.

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ObiJo
August 16, 2002 12:37 PM

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boorite
August 16, 2002 1:53 PM

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boorite
August 16, 2002 2:08 PM

I said pirates are comedy gold.

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mutsje2000
August 16, 2002 4:11 PM

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/benny/

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kaufman
August 16, 2002 8:06 PM

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DMSO
August 16, 2002 8:26 PM

That was so subtle it actually hurt.

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Drexle
August 16, 2002 8:55 PM

quote:
That was so subtle it actually hurt.

Believe it or not, this was probably the first time I caught onto one of Kaufman's horrible puns before the first panel was even over. I'm afraid I have to count off major points on subtlety for this lack of proper form.

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DMSO
August 16, 2002 9:27 PM

In that case, it was probably just me being slow.

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ObiJo
August 17, 2002 1:04 AM

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israphael
August 17, 2002 1:38 AM

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Smarmulus
August 17, 2002 1:46 AM

israphael - that was a truly amazing comic... excellent!

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ObiJo
August 17, 2002 2:04 AM

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evil_d
August 17, 2002 9:27 AM

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kaufman
August 17, 2002 4:59 PM

quote:
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That was so subtle it actually hurt.

Believe it or not, this was probably the first time I caught onto one of Kaufman's horrible puns before the first panel was even over. I'm afraid I have to count off major points on subtlety for this lack of proper form.
Drexle's right. Had I intended subtlety, I'd have named the kid Penelope, not Penfold. Right there should have been a big red warning beacon.

Plus, old-timers are well-aware that when I write what seems to be an innocuous going-nowhere comic that doesn't quite say things as directly as they might, they're better off running into the night by the middle of panel 2, lest they detonate the stink bomb that follows.

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kaufman
August 17, 2002 5:06 PM

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