-The obvious one.. WAZZZZUPPPP!

-Stick your tounge out and say ahhhhh.

-Little Billy's first experience with doggy breath.

-Cross species hairballs.
-No, I refuse to do the bestiality schtick.

- BRAIN!

- Oh, father, I think you paid too much for that camcorder.

- After his first drinking experience, a young Dean Martin swears off alcohol.

- Mother, I've made an important lifestyle decision. I'm gonna be a quadriped.

- I feel they flavored the pureed bananas with a smidge too much cinnamon.

-Little Scruffy's first experience with baby breath.

- Yuck! They taste awful! Why the hell do you sit there licking them all the time?

- No, it's more like this, from deep in the diaphragm... AaahROOOOO!!!! Now you try.

--Fortunately, young Gabe was not entirely without role models.

"I don't know how you eat that crap, but I'm never gonna complain about strained peaches again!"

"I can pant just like the dog, mom! Mom! Look! Quick! Getting... dizzy...."

"Then you make this face, then you throw the food and yell "Cookie"! Got it? Look, you dumb dog! I'm trying to show you how to get a cookie!"

- Writhling was such a cute baby. The kid on his right was pretty ugly though.

On a side note, we have an annoying little pomeranian that looked just like that thing when he was a pup.

No, not the fleshy one.

- "Dog poop he says! It tastes GREAT he says! Goddamn human children!"

- Upon seeing this photo of her twins, it suddenly occurred to Mary that maybe it wasn't such a hot idea to mix heroin with DDT while pregnant.

- "What a cute baby...FOR ME TO POOP ON!"

Completely stealing wirthling's idea:

- Upon seeing this photo of her twins, it suddenly occurred to Mary that maybe it wasn't such a hot idea to save a few bucks by having the babies delivered at a vet's.