The female is like a baby. Show them something shiny and they suddenly want to play. And, just like babies, keep giving them what they want and they'll never cry.

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The male is a very friendly creature, much like a dog. Offer them a treat and they'll come. Unfortunately, it's hard to get them to stay, much like dogs, because they tend to stray.

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This thread has educated me in the ways of seduction far more than my many years of miserable existence ever could.

Hail to these comics, for they are mint!

You know, the way to a man's heart *is* through his stomach.

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You know, the way to a man's heart *is* through his stomach.

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Yay! Pop tart jokes! Brill-i-ant!

The first one made me chuckle.

The second one is still making me laugh...

When your laughter is making it difficult for you to type a response, that's a good sign.

Words of wisdom, dear lady. Funny stuff.