You're all beautiful creatures. My heart bursts with love at the thought of you.

Shut up, hippy fag.

All I tried to do was spread a little sunshine here. I guess it makes you feel like a big man to abuse me.

Wait, are you a big man? How tall are you? Maybe you really are large. I don't know.

I was all set to get my feelings hurt and start crying here, but now I'm thinking you're some fucking Sasquatch who'd pound my head down into my navel and laugh at me.

SHUT YER COCK-HOLSTER!

Oh, and I'm 6'2.

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SHUT YER COCK-HOLSTER!

Oh, and I'm 6'2.

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Yeah, but it's 100 lb of rippling muscle.

DragonXero, I thought you were pure love? Or was that back in the day? Meh.

"Come on people now, Smile on your brother, Ev'ry body get together, try to love one another right now."

I'm 6'2 as well. We have something in common, except, I am 200lbs of rippling muscle.

What a coincidence! My fat ripples when I slap it!

I drink Ripple.

I didn't know Ripple was a drink.

It doesn't have to be, Boorite can drink ANYTHING!

Ripple is a fortified wine product from Ernest and Julio Gallo. About 40 proof. I don't know if it exists anymore, but Fred Sanford swore by it.

40 proof? Anyone would be swearing after half a bottle...

Let us not forget the 1984 film classic Top Secret, in which the waiter in a fancy German restaurant suggests a Ripple '84 for Val Kilmer.

"I know a little German. Yes, he's sitting over there."

Startling proof.

Interesting. I never knew...