Well, I have returned to make rules for you all, I didn't know if I would actually win again (NO EVIL INVOLVED). Word goes out to all the other good comics that were entered, and here's to a contest which is probably not as insane as most of the others.

RULES:

1)the words 'candle' and 'prance' must be used.
2)there may be NO sodomy or donkey rape references (I know this is crippling to some of you)
3)The entire comic cannot include the letter 'U'.
4)The comic must ridicule senior citizens.

I AM A HARSH MISTRESS. THE JUDGING SHALL THEREFORE BE HARSH (and sexy!)

NOW GO!

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How was that? Bad enough to earn me a spanking, you saucy boy?

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I, too, like background3.

Oh how I wanted to make the last bubble read "We've been snooping around grampa's pitching mound, haven't we, boy."

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By the way, when does this contest end, dark temptress?

Arrgh! I can't believe I missed that 'u' in the last panel. That's what I get for staying up too late.

I deserve a spanking.

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Yeah.... there's a "u" in "pictures".... shit. I've been up for 4 hours writing a purchase order. Screw it. DQ me.

And I totally forgot candle and prance.

It's not funny, anyhoo. I do those once in awhile. Here's an idea for a thread;

Anybody done comics that weren't funny? On purpose? Here's my favourite of the one's I've done that were supposed to provoke something besides a giggle. I'd like to see others.

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Love,

bunner

And then Braze gave it to Matt, and then Matt gave it to Braze.... we're gonna be writing vowel-less comics about paraffin ponies and spotted dick soon. You know that, don't ya?
*giggle*

Love,
bunner

Entries are looking good so far!

And I forgot: the contest will end on Monday evening (Central time... North America).

WATCH FOR THE U! I know it's a bitch, but I thought it would be a suitable challenge. I was going to make it "i", but that would have been too much.

Confidential to Gabe: DO NOT MOCK WHAT LITTLE POWER I HAVE! I NEEEEEED THIS!!! I WILL GLARE AT YOU IN THAT WAY THAT POPULAR GIRLS DO TO LET YOU KNOW THAT THEY HATE YOU, AND TALK ABOUT YOUR POOR TASTE IN HATS BEHIND YOUR BACK.

FUN-TIME EXAMPLE:
"You know Gabe? Ugh, he was wearing the most _hideous_ chapeau the other day! Oo!"

UNLESS YOU WANT MORE YOU WILL CEASE AND DESIST

Hmmm... oddly enough, that's exactly what the girls did to me in high school..
Ecxept the hats thing.
I don't wear hats.
They are stupid.

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Entries are looking good so far!

And I forgot: the contest will end on Monday evening (Central time... North America).

WATCH FOR THE U! I know it's a bitch, but I thought it would be a suitable challenge. I was going to make it "i", but that would have been too much.

Confidential to Gabe: DO NOT MOCK WHAT LITTLE POWER I HAVE! I NEEEEEED THIS!!! I WILL GLARE AT YOU IN THAT WAY THAT POPULAR GIRLS DO TO LET YOU KNOW THAT THEY HATE YOU, AND TALK ABOUT YOUR POOR TASTE IN HATS BEHIND YOUR BACK.

FUN-TIME EXAMPLE:
"You know Gabe? Ugh, he was wearing the most _hideous_ chapeau the other day! Oo!"

UNLESS YOU WANT MORE YOU WILL CEASE AND DESIST

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Well, it's been awhile, but here goes....

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If this offends anyone... good, I'm in a bad mood anyways.

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Since I think this might be funny, it won't win. Then again, the one that I did win a contest with was one that I thought was funny, so maybe that theory doesn't apply to me...

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Hey folks, stop being cavalier with the rules. Braze is a harsh mattress!!

And if you rip his tags off you'll go to jail.

http://www.stripcreator.com/view.php?ID=15468
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As the title says - sure it's tasteless, but it is actually FUNNY?

http://www.stripcreator.com/view.php?ID=15500
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You have no idea how hard it is to tell the story of Rumpelstiltskin without using words like "queen".

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This one goes out to the late Douglas Adams. So long, and thanks...

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And if you rip his tags off you'll go to jail.

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And believe you me! Going to Jael is not for the faint hearted!!

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Excellent punchline...

WE HAVE A WINNER!

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This is so wrong. I am ashamed of myself....

http://www.stripcreator.com/view.php?ID=16113
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He didn't make that up. That story is about his uncle.

Descolada es el mono del soplo