Get it?

A Rhodes Scholar, eh? I've always said you were a gentleman and a holler.

*smirk*

Love,
bunner

-"Smoke a bowl?"

-Soon after, however, the sailors found out why you never look up when passing under the Colossus of Rhodes... It's damn scary up there.

Wow, three similar threads at the top, and none of them are conversing about the same thing, even though they were all started by the same person.

- "Oh man! I just crapped a boat!"

- "If you want me to, I can show you the 8th wonder of the world, too!"

- While celebrating Mardi Gras in New Orleans, the Jolly Green Giant got a bit carried away after drinking too many brussels sprouts margaritas and flung hot, steaming gumbo on the crowd below.

- Gay rights jump lightyears ahead when the truth about the statue of liberty comes out.

- ...smile, hold the torch, and crap on any enemy boats that come through. So, you want the job or not?

- The Jolly Green Giant and the statue of liberty never liked to talk about their half-brother Earl.

- One man's mast is another man's love rod.

- Two words. First word. Sounds like tooth...no... fang! Bang, tang, WANG! Wangchung tonight!

- "Hey sailor, wanna play? ;)"

- While the Rhodes Collossians team never quite made it to the playoffs, they had one motherfucker of a stadium.

- o O ( Two more hours, that reeeeeaaalllly tall ship comes in. Sail on, sailors! )

- The kickoff ad for the "Raise your hands if you're sure!" advertising campaign for Sure deoderant nearly bankrupted the company, but when it caught on... Whoo!

Man, you guys have been well trained. You see a thread with a picture at the top and you all think you're supposed to write a caption. I just wanted you all to enjoy the silly little play on words. But by all means, caption away. (Though I didn't think this picture was particularly funny.)

Gabe, you could post a picture of Whistler's Mother and you'd get funny replies.

--Oh, I thought you said to burn our braziers.

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Gabe, you could post a picture of Whistler's Mother and you'd get funny replies.

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Ohhhh, Whistler's Mother...

My bad.

Upon seeing this picture, Sting thinks back to the classic Police song lyric

"Caught between the Scylla and Charybdis"

and re-writes the entire song, ushering in the Apocolypse.

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Upon seeing this picture, Sting thinks back to the classic Police song lyric
Caught between the Scylla and Charybdis"
and re-writes the entire song, ushering in the Apocolypse.

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Don't you mean P. Diddy ?

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Don't you mean P. Diddy ?

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The old, 'Let's light some torches and go get Frankenstein' thing?

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The old, 'Let's light some torches and go get Frankenstein' thing?

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I used to listen to old school rap. Well, it was actually new when I listened to it, but I say "old school" because then i getz my props.

But, Victory by PD Combs (PD for Police Department) is one fine song, sampled from the Rocky soundtrack.

I went bowling the other night with some friends and I heard one of the tracks off the Beastie Boys 'Licensed to Ill' album. And I realized that I still know all the words off the whole thing.

Which made me wonder how much space crap like that is taking up in my head that might be better spent remembering things like important meetings or birthdays or such.

But I probably shouldn't have told my wife that being able to sing 'Paul Revere' was the reason she didn't get anything for her anniversary.

It'll be okay thought, 'cause when I go to work today I'll just tell everyone the black eye is from a bar fight. And she was nice enough to pop the dislocated shoulder back in, so you can't even see that.

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I went bowling the other night with some friends and I heard one of the tracks off the Beastie Boys 'Licensed to Ill' album. And I realized that I still know all the words off the whole thing.

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I did her like this. I did her like that. I did her with a wiffle ball bat. Now, I'm on the run, the cops got my gun, and right about now it's time to have some fun...

What's scarier....knowing Beastie lyrics

or knowing.....

the Sir Mix-a-lot "Swass" album lyrics...

*insert screaming Pyscho knife sound here*

You gotta wonder if those songs in our heads are compressed in MP3 format, and if the images are MPEGs or AVIs, and if our nigtmares are in 16 or 32 bit color...
Oh dear god...

I've thought about that. What if everything we've ever seen, heard, felt, etc. is in our heads, only most of us just can't recall it? So what if our whole life up to now was available to us in video format. Assuming I was asleep 8 hrs out of every 24, that's around 150,000 hours of video. Figure maybe 50 Mb an hour for compressed video, that's about 7.5 Terrabytes in my head. Eat your heart out, Western Digital!

How cool would it be to sit down in front of a special database front end that could connect to your brain and pull out anything you want?

How many times did I have cornflakes from 1982 to 1987? What was I wearing on June 13th, 1993? How many pounds of marshmallows have I eaten in my life?

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How many times did I have cornflakes from 1982 to 1987? What was I wearing on June 13th, 1993? How many pounds of marshmallows have I eaten in my life?

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Well, when you think about it, the memories get distorted, and you can only remember snippets, short bits, not to mention for the most part, you don't remember imagery, mostly just ideas and information. Terrabytes, perhaps, but just imagine all our software. Then there's ram, processor, drivers for all our hardware, not to mention all that creative shit that comes outta nowhere.

My shit isn't very creative. (Unless I sculpt it into little figurines.) And generally I know exactly where it's coming from.

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My shit isn't very creative. (Unless I sculpt it into little figurines.) And generally I know exactly where it's coming from.

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Just wanted to ressurect this.