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itsclark September 4, 2002 2:22 PM	When we say "secret sauce", we damn well mean it!
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NeoVid September 4, 2002 3:57 PM	"No, you will want fries with that."
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kaufman September 4, 2002 6:06 PM	They drafted Ronald!
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Spankling September 4, 2002 9:01 PM	quote: "No, you will want fries with that." HAHAHAHAHA.. Ha.... h..h... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Okay... Let me try one (but what's the point... I tell you, I have top secret proof that Burger King is making chicken nuggets of mass destruction!
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DexX September 4, 2002 11:46 PM	"Infidels! Capitalist infidel dogs! I hate you and all your kind, you... ooh, cookies!"
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Devin September 5, 2002 11:57 AM	"Angry protestors seized the local McDonald's today after the restaurant announced that it would no longer include a toy in its Happy Meals."
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PhreakyChinchilla September 5, 2002 6:13 PM	McD's ad: "Service with a smile..and an AK-47" "You -will- super size." "See? Even Castro can't deny baseball and a Big Mac.. Peace is soon to follow.."
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TheElPaso September 5, 2002 8:33 PM	Hey, that guy's breaking the law! In this area, all kills must be made with a bow and arrow. This is an "Archery Zone".
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ObiJo
September 6, 2002 12:20 AM

The Burger King's Royal Navy tears shit up.

Two hours later as dissapointment sets in on the Achbar Terror Tribe - "But why call them Golden Arches if they are not truly made of gold? Who would do such a hurtful thing?"

"We've come for the clown."

I knew Singapore was tough on crime, but publically executing the Hamburglar seemed a bit extreme.

"My order? MY ORDER!! MY ORDER IS TO GET YOU CAPITALIST PIG DOGS OUT OF MY COUNTRY!!! And a fry."

While the rest of Israel went off to defend its borders, Big Jeremiah stayed home to defend his god-given right to biggie size.

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wirthling September 6, 2002 7:41 AM	quote: I knew Singapore was tough on crime, but publically executing the Hamburglar seemed a bit extreme. Perfect.
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kaufman September 6, 2002 7:59 AM	I don't care how much the school system gets from corporate sponsorships, using this history textbook is an utter travesty. Look how they depict the event that set off WWI!
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DexX September 6, 2002 8:11 AM	Fed up with hurtful rumours, McDonalds employed a small army of Smartarse Police, trained to shoot dead anybody who claimed the burgers were made of rats or there were cow eyeballs in the shakes. "McLibel this, motherfucker!" "No, no... I'm a McMercenary, and this is my McMachine-gun."
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kaufman September 6, 2002 8:25 AM	A greedy young woman named Susie, Was killed by a hostile McUzi. "This coffee's too hot, I'll sue them!" she'd thought. Now she spurts jets just like a jacuzzi.
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Devin September 6, 2002 9:56 AM	"The consumers are taking our switch to trans-fat oil worse than we thought."
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barthenon September 6, 2002 7:20 PM	In Tel Aviv, the toys in the Happy Meals are often quite functional as well as fun.
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barthenon September 6, 2002 7:21 PM	So that's why its called a "MAC 10."
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Devin September 9, 2002 10:15 AM	"A screenshot of the secret level of the game 'Metal Gear Solid' where Solid Snake (background, right) is sneaking out of a heavily-guarded McDonald's with his breakfast."
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KazaTan September 9, 2002 4:03 PM	"vee demand zix miiiillion dollarz or you vill be eating ze peaz and ze carrotz for ze rezt of your life"
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deucepm September 10, 2002 5:36 PM	"I'm sorry, sir, but because of certain information we've received, we can't sell you a hot apple pie. ...No, we can't tell you why, either."
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Scyess September 10, 2002 9:46 PM	"Sir! I have successfully guarded the Colonel's secret herbs and spices, SIR! ... What do you mean I'm 'in the wrong place'?"
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Devin September 11, 2002 9:54 AM	quote: "Sir! I have successfully guarded the Colonel's secret herbs and spices, SIR! ... What do you mean I'm 'in the wrong place'?" Aw man, you figured out how to get that joke in here! Hehe, good job. :-)
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Namgubed September 11, 2002 3:40 PM	Falling Down II: This time, it's personal.
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Devin September 11, 2002 4:33 PM	quote: Falling Down II: This time, it's personal. Hehe, I've been wanting to see Falling Down.
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DexX September 11, 2002 9:51 PM	quote: Falling Down II: This time, it's personal. "Have you ever heard the phrase, 'The customer is always right?' Well, it applies doubly so when the customer is holding A MOTHERFUCKING AK-47 YOU SCUMBAG!!!"
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boorite September 12, 2002 10:41 AM	It is now eleven hundred hours. Anyone-- I repeat, ANYONE ordering an Egg McMuffin will get a clip emptied into his ass.
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bunnerabb September 17, 2002 2:21 PM	"I... I... sob LOVED that cow! Jihad, motherfucker!"
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