Leather face rides again!

The Phantom of the Stadium, sans mask.

"Ouch, we've crouched and we can't get up!"

"Ey... you in the second row... could yeh toss my dentures back?"

"A new exhibit in the wax museum opened today... "

Call it a musical rendition of Rimbaud's Drunken Boat till you're blue in the tits, you soused fuck, it's still Old MacDonald!

(rather bunner-esque, no?)

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"A new exhibit in the wax museum opened today... "

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"May I have your attention please? We're looking for the guardians of this lost old man with the guitar..."

Let's hear it for the two newest superheroes in the Legion of Justice: Twine-Man, whose secret weapon is his ibvisible piece of string, and The Blade of Doom, who can shoot decapitating buzzsaw blades out of his ass.

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The Blade of Doom, who can shoot decapitating buzzsaw blades out of his ass.

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Slow down, Keith. Your Depends just squirted me in the eye.

An hour into the gig, Mick looks up and catches himself and Keith on the video screen.

I just want to know if they're right out of Mars bars or not...

(Sorry, really obscure reference.)

Mick Jagger, I command you to-- WANK!