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itsclarkSeptember 7, 2002 3:15 AM
What's this sticky substance all over the dashboard?
DexXSeptember 7, 2002 7:35 AM
...and when the airbags deploy, semen shoots out of the grille badge.
lara7September 7, 2002 8:53 PM
J.G. Ballard says, "I'll never drive anything else!"
(too obscure?)
SmarmulusSeptember 8, 2002 1:49 AM
quote:J.G. Ballard says, "I'll never drive anything else!" Crashingly obscure
quote:J.G. Ballard says, "I'll never drive anything else!"
Shadow_ArtistSeptember 8, 2002 4:12 AM
That's odd. The gear stick's shaped like a...OH MY GOD!
SpanklingSeptember 8, 2002 3:51 PM
The car cover has a reservoir tip.
DevinSeptember 9, 2002 10:13 AM
"The advertising campaign was a success; however, Honda began receiving complaints from consumers who mistook the car lighter for a vaccuum pump."
"'I had sex with my car-- and I'll do it again!' on the next Jerry Springer."
NamgubedSeptember 11, 2002 3:44 PM
Don't miss Climax II: Escape From Twat Mountain!
bunnerabbSeptember 17, 2002 2:23 PM
Large for a silver finish! Making much vaginal fluid for lady drive to shopping! Hot to road handles like a grip! Many score furlongs sold!
punkrockskaboySeptember 18, 2002 10:59 AM
"Motor Trend Magazine's Editor in Chief Kevin Smith said 'I sat in it and was instantly hard! I mean, hooked...I was hooked."
SmarmulusSeptember 18, 2002 11:12 AM
The tailpipe is smokin'.
deucepmSeptember 24, 2002 10:34 AM
Needs more sodomy.
