"Ow! Ow! Prickles!"

Country music is more cheerful when sung by dogs: "I up and left that no-good, deadbeat, alcoholic master of mine and ran off with his wife..."

Yo quiero la sangre de los niños!

"AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

"Braaaaaaaiiiinnnnsssss!"

"I'm gonna keep going until I get a fresh bone, you bastards. HENRY THE EIGHTH I AM I AM..."

"So your girlfriend is a Kennedy. Yawn!"

Pennywise taped the picture to his wall of victims. He chuckled. That would be the last time Henderson's dog crapped on his yard.

Brittney Spears always liked singing, even before her plastic surgery.

"What's that, girl? Timmy fell down the well?"

"Tom retched at the sight of another of Tobor's victims."

"Okay, Fido, now roll over! Roll over! Good boy! Now speak! Speak! That's a good boy! Now make your eyes glow green! That's it, good job, boy!"

Hey, do you mind? I'm tryin' take a dump here!

"Wake up Boorite. I like to howl. What are you gonna do about it? Call the cops on me?"

Yappy Dog says: Yes, I love being able to lick my own sack, but could you toss me a mint? I mean, do I look like I got thumbs to hold tissue so I can wipe down there?!? Ghaa!!! My tongue tastes like Andy's maw! The worst part is when I sneeze and then lick my nose. I get that shit up my nostrils and I can't smell nothin. How do you tink I can stand sticking my nose up yer flabby ass? HEY! Put down that shoe!

Like it's masters, the Fantastic Four's dog also developed strange powers after being bombarded by cosmic radiation...

'Scuse me while I drop a Chalupa.

Pardon all the fur, I shed bad.

"You are all the losing hot dogs!! I am 'eating' the losing hot dogs!!

YUM YUM YUM YUM YUM YUM YUM YUM YUM YUM YUM YUM YUM YUM YUM YUM."

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"You are all the losing hot dogs!! I am 'eating' the losing hot dogs!!

YUM YUM YUM YUM YUM YUM YUM YUM YUM YUM YUM YUM YUM YUM YUM YUM."

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"So then the vet said: "Say, AHHHH", so I did this... then he touched my nuts and I shit on the exam table."