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ladyjdotnet
May 24, 2001 8:15 PM

I really can't believe I won.

Okay, here are the new rules:

1)Jesus must be the main character.
2)No inside jokes slamming other authors. I haven't been around long enough to fully appreciate them.
3)Use of either Cthulhu, Satan, or Death is recommended, but not necessary.

There's no need to get complicated. Simple humor is almost always best. I forget who it was who wrote one of my favorite strips... but it's two Jesuses (jesi?) facing each other in silence for 2 panels, and then one says "I spy with my little eye something that-" and the other says "Cross." It made me laugh so forcefully that I had to clean little rainbows off my monitor.

Judging will be uh... some time after 7pm CDT on Wednesday 5/30/01.

So there you go. Have at it!

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tafkad May 24, 2001 9:08 PM	17819
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ObiJo May 24, 2001 9:12 PM	17820 I love this comic, so going by DexX's law, I'm royally fucked.
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PoKeE May 24, 2001 9:38 PM	17818 I think this one is pretty weak, and all, but I have to do something, right?
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Nibor May 24, 2001 10:54 PM	Well, here's my entry. I was tempted to just use some old jesus comic I'd already written, as I'm sure we all have a few laying around. But, I thought I'd go ahead and write something more specifically to this contest. And, seeing as how there is basically only one rule, I went ahead and broke it. 17821
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ladyjdotnet May 24, 2001 11:02 PM	Cute. Not a winner, but cute. :D
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wirthling May 24, 2001 11:19 PM	Damn. I'm in a slump... 17827
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bunnerabb May 25, 2001 1:45 AM	Oops. CC 32. 17833
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Jael May 25, 2001 5:19 AM	because I'm lazy, and my boss is roaming around... 2609
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Jael May 25, 2001 5:22 AM	or... 2611
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TEDA May 25, 2001 6:03 AM	15522 Oh, like I wasted any fucking time putting this old thing up.
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gabe_billings
May 25, 2001 8:09 AM

quote:
2)No inside jokes slamming other authors. I haven't been around long enough to fully appreciate them.

'ObiJo is a giant felchmonkey'. That doesn't really count as an inside joke, does it? I'd say it's more along the lines of an all-out insult.

But if I were to vaguely refer to the time Obi was at the Grand Canyon and accidentally 'slipped' and got his dick stuck in that donkey, that might be construed as an inside joke since most people don't know about that little incident.

I bring this up only because I don't think I can make a comic without insulting someone.

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ObiJo May 25, 2001 8:33 AM	quote: But if I were to vaguely refer to the time Obi was at the Grand Canyon and accidentally 'slipped' and got his dick stuck in that donkey, that might be construed as an inside joke since most people don't know about that little incident. Actually, I slipped and got my dick caught in the canyon.
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Scyess May 25, 2001 9:18 AM	I, also being lazy and at work, am also going to recycle an old one. And I'm going to make sure it's not funny, just for spite. 11450
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gabe_billings
May 25, 2001 9:30 AM

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Actually, I slipped and got my dick caught in the canyon.

That sounds like a line out of an X-rated Paul Bunyan tale.

'One day ol' Paul was gettin' a mite horny. Seeing as how his mighty schlong would tear a normal woman to pieces, he figured he was gonna have to flog the ol' fir tree again.

But it just so happened that he and Babe (who was actually startin' to look pretty good) had camped near what we now call the Grand Canyon. Just as Paul was settin' back against a cliff gettin' ready to pull out his giant bottle of Jergen's lotion, he spied the canyon off in the distance. And damned if it didn't look like the biggest pussy he'd ever seen!

So he ran on over and didn't waste a minute dropping his drawers and jammin' his manhood and into the giant crack in the earth.'

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BigEvilDan May 25, 2001 6:23 PM	17892
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saram May 25, 2001 9:07 PM	17772 Uh, yeah.
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saram May 25, 2001 9:08 PM	Or... 17776 Because all the best things in life involve Jesus. gag
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gabe_billings May 26, 2001 4:04 AM	Hmmm.... 2831 (BTW, this isn't my entry)
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ObiJo May 26, 2001 5:21 AM	quote: Hmmm.... Speculating or copyrighting?
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skagg May 26, 2001 6:59 AM	17913
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ladyjdotnet May 26, 2001 11:34 AM	quote: Is it still a rule that you can only have one entry to the contest? I don't see why. Maybe for the overall contest, but not for this round. This, I have decreed. Spam the board with enough dumbass entries, however, and I'll ignore the rest you submit.
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skagg May 26, 2001 11:51 AM	17921
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skagg May 26, 2001 12:08 PM	my 3rd and final contribution unless i choose to do another 17923
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gabe_billings May 26, 2001 12:45 PM	quote: quote: Hmmm.... Speculating or copyrighting? Hmmm....
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skagg May 26, 2001 1:31 PM	ok, ok, one more! 17931
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NeoVid May 26, 2001 3:20 PM	I've actually seen a couple of good Jesus strips before... the best one I ever ran across was "Sigh... this is one shitty way to spend Easter." Well, I doubt I'll ever be able to come up with Jesus strips that are better than these: 12996
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NeoVid May 26, 2001 3:22 PM	And sadly, this is the best one I've done. And you've seen it before. 12998
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Scyess May 26, 2001 7:22 PM	sigh caving to peer pressure to produce Jesus comics... 14056
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wirthling May 26, 2001 7:26 PM	Since everyone's doing it... 3940
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skagg May 27, 2001 4:24 AM	quote: I've actually seen a couple of good Jesus strips before... the best one I ever ran across was "Sigh... this is one shitty way to spend Easter." you mean this one? 51
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skagg May 27, 2001 4:25 AM	quote: I've actually seen a couple of good Jesus strips before... the best one I ever ran across was "Sigh... this is one shitty way to spend Easter." you mean this one? 51
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skagg May 27, 2001 9:17 AM	i just can't resist the jesus comics, please dont DQ me for using too many, just pick your fave of mine and have that one entered 18096
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skagg May 27, 2001 9:36 AM	if its jesus comics youre looking for... http://www.stripcreator.com/comiclist.php?author=tafkad
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wirthling May 27, 2001 10:59 PM	Yet more evidence why I am going to hell... 18394
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wirthling May 27, 2001 11:23 PM	And another... 18400
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wirthling May 28, 2001 12:06 AM	This one isn't about Jesus and it isn't particularly funny, but here it is anyway... 18411
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wirthling May 28, 2001 12:34 AM	...and one last one for tonight... 18416
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DexX May 28, 2001 8:04 AM	http://www.stripcreator.com/view.php?ID=18478 18478
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gabe_billings May 28, 2001 9:22 AM	Ok. Finally stopped being a slacker long enough to crank out a comic. 18495
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ObiJo May 28, 2001 3:44 PM	What the hell, it's not everyday a "submit more than one if you want, but please don't kill me" contest comes along. 18584
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ObiJo May 28, 2001 3:51 PM	I wrote this one because I'm the only person who still likes Tobor jokes, and wanted to torment you all. 18590
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BigMe68 May 28, 2001 6:57 PM	Dude, there are a lot of good ones, don't think this will win, but it's worth a shot, eh? 16549
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Mutha May 28, 2001 10:22 PM	Here we are: First try at this.
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Mutha May 28, 2001 10:34 PM	Doh...for my first post I give you...a extranious link not needed...grrr. Ok...to repost using the "rules of the house": 18740
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kaufman May 29, 2001 9:03 AM	Could be worse, could be a crosswalk. 18810 ==Ken
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Scyess May 29, 2001 12:55 PM	When, oh when, will this contest ever end!
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ladyjdotnet May 29, 2001 1:09 PM	quote: Judging will be uh... some time after 7pm CDT on Wednesday 5/30/01. quote: When, oh when, will this contest ever end! Try reading for comprehension. :)
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wirthling May 29, 2001 1:43 PM	Ooh! Spicy!
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Scyess May 29, 2001 5:08 PM	...I meant it more of a cry in pain from the glut of Jesus comics than as an actual question, although I admit I didn't know the answer. Now I do. My life is complete.
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