tell me one thing, unknown entity.

one question, that's all the comunication required.

you can answer in one sentence or use any type of media this planet has to offer, the choice is yours completely.

i will not try to access an unimportant, trivial questions like 'what is the meaning of life' or the prediction of the rest of my existance on this level in these 4-12 dimensions.

it is more important and requires and 'outside' point of view.

that's why i am here today.

that's why i arranged this meeting.

that's why you received the impression of me you are having right now.

tell me one thing, unknown entity.

one question, that's all the comunication required.

excerpt from

the good, the bad and the unimportant
or
the 80/20 ratio

by Johannes Leo Egon Schoenheinz

presented to you by sub_m7 [2002]

"There Ought to be Limits to Freedom!"
--George W Bush
(at a Press conference at the Texas State House, May 21, 1999. Speaking about this website)

http://www.gwbush.com/gwtv/

proudly linked by bio4ema (sub_m7) 2002

You're free to speak your mind (such as it is), and so are we. What are you whining about? And is your fucking the hell off even a remote possibility?

Strange. I'm a reference librarian at a university, and I can't find this Johannes Leo Egon Schoenheinz or any of his publications. So I now invoke the third panel of Cowboy Physics.

Sub, you get stupider and stupider every day.

Agreed, what in the world is this post about?

Will I have to turn my monitor upside-down again?

you won't find schoenheinz in a library because he hardly sells hardcopy books (i have one though).

you buy his stuff in pds, doc or txt format online.

What could you possibly be trying to prove by quoting some writer whose books can't be found in libraries? You have to buy his stuff online? Really? I can't even find him online. Are you sure you're not into the cough syrup again? If so, could I persuade you to overdose?

just because you have never heard of an author, it doesnt mean theay are not good.

besides he released his first work just about 4 years ago and is not really interested of hitting the top ten.

if you are interested i'll upload some of his stuff, if not nevermind.

Uh, it's not just that I haven't heard of him. It's that thousands of libraries in 82 countries haven't heard of him. He doesn't even show up in Google. Talk about not hitting the top ten. And you still haven't answered what you could possibly be trying to prove by cryptically quoting this nobody, or whether you'd be willing to do us all a favor and overdose on cough syrup.

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whether you'd be willing to do us all a favor and overdose on cough syrup.

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Why did my font change to be so big?

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Why did my font change to be so big?

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Evil one beat me to it.

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just because you have never heard of an author, it doesnt mean theay are not good.

besides he released his first work just about 4 years ago and is not really interested of hitting the top ten.

if you are interested i'll upload some of his stuff, if not nevermind.

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Yeah, why don't you hack v-girl's site and make it "sub_m7's House o' Schoenheinz?"

Hahahahaha!

Hahahahahahahaha!!!!!!

I think sub is having me on.

Johannes Leo Egon Schoenheinz? I've read all of his stuff! He's a poser, just like sub. He took a break from writing (actually scratching with a stick on the sides of dumpsters) to wrestle under the name Baron Von Raschke Jr.

Oh, him! I'll never forget the time he got his face slammed in dog shit.

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Johannes Leo Egon Schoenheinz?

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His name is my name tooooo!

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Johannes Leo Egon Schoenheinz?

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His name is my name tooooo!

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WHAt?? Surely everyone know the poet lauret of Austria FROm 1962 (spring) to 1962 (late spring)!!!??

YOu Philistinies!! Johannes Leo Egon Schoenheinz is the more "MAkk of the DAddy" then me!! (THat is saying the lot!!!! LOLO!!!)

How could you deny works such as "WHere did the spoon go after spotted dog sat on it?" and story of childhood discovery "Little Avril Makes discoveries (about childhood)"????

HELLLOOO??? ARe you not even knowing his classic character, FIcticious Essayist Yarl BLeu Tooley of cynicism still syndicated in papers throughout Eastern Europe!!?? I was just in the coffee shop and seeing his article reprinted!!

(Rough translation from AUstro-german (I AM LEARNING!!!))

"Bye the bye o wheel of time and bring us back no Hitlers, not even a half Hitler,nor a srawny 'Hitlet'; ye who branded us 'the gutter of Europe' does no kindness rise from our gentle flower after your dark trampling? Parents! Teach the children to be so unlike the despot, lest us fawn and spawn another so dark and treacherous. So unlike the despot they shall be that, well, they would more than willingly fall under the sway of a even mediocre despot so uncontrolling their nature pray be. But not to worry! There will be none in sight, none on the horizon, if all shall follow suit..."-Yarl BLeu Tooley ironic essayist, aka Johannes Leo Egon Schoenheinz.

WAKe up people and seize the hello!!

I always wondered if Benn_Makk truly could not speak English well, or if he was just being an ass.

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Really? I just figured he was dumber than a bag of hammers.

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Now orbiting Planet Dumb...

Yep; we're definitely approaching the "bag of hammers" end of the intellectual continuum.

Okay, if his books are purchasable online in pdf form, WHERE? What website do I go to? What email address do I send correspondence to? He isn't even listed on www.google.de, so I'm thinking if you want to expose us to the brilliance of this particular auteur, you'd best cough up a link already.

I mean, sheesh. I have no idea who you are, and I'd like to see a bear repeatedly violate you with its tumescence, eventually crushing your internal organs while it pumps gallons of semen into your chest cavity.

Well, okay, I wouldn't want to see that. But I wouldn't mind hearing about it.

Okay, if his books are purchasable online in pdf form, WHERE? What website do I go to? What email address do I send correspondence to? He isn't even listed on www.google.de, so I'm thinking if you want to expose us to the brilliance of this particular auteur, you'd best cough up a link already.

I mean, sheesh. I have no idea who you are, and I'd like to see a bear repeatedly violate you with its tumescence, eventually crushing your internal organs while it pumps gallons of semen into your chest cavity.

Well, okay, I wouldn't want to see that. But I wouldn't mind hearing about it.

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for example you can contact somebody who will contact him by writing to JS_SBG@yahoo.com

Yeah right...

You know my best friend's sister's boyfriend's brother's girlfriend heard from this kid who's going with a girl who saw Johannes Leo Egon Schoenheinz pass out at 31 Flavors last night. He must be a great writer!

well, honey.

that's the e-mail adress i use when i want to get his work.

it normally takes 2-5 days...

I just wish Benn's comics were funny. At least then we could get a laugh out of his insults. But no, he just sucks. Benn_makk, for the love of anything, stop with the sucking.

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LOts of talking about being funny..
but no comics

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Did you know my name means beautiful ketchup in German? It's true!

It took sub long enough to think that one up.

The old adage variety is the spice of life is often true. Too bad some do not know this with regards to creating strips.
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It took sub long enough to think that one up.

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I assure you, I'm the real deal. Here's an excerpt from my newest work entitled Great Things Come in Small Packages Except of Course for Dump Trucks.

why have i been brought here?

ich mag Ziegekugeln saugen

Schoenheinz, 2002

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LOts of talking about being funny..
but no comics [/comic]

The point is that the comics we DO make are FUNNY. Furthermore, not all of our comics are homophobic.

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BY the way dildos are neither homosexual or HEterosexual. THey are just ALL FUN

Wait a second. You ruined your cover. Now we know you are just a fucking moron. You used coherent english sentences.

Dildos are not homosexual, you are right on that one. However, once you start sticking them up GUYS asses, they are a homosexual toy. You are such a fucking idiot. I have not seen a comic of yours in which a WOMAN takes a dildo in her pussy. You fucking dick.

PS- You fucking suck.