(It's telling you to waste)

- Earlier models had said "Trash Please", but they kept getting destroyed by vandals.

Whose name is Please?

Destroy Thank You

"I dunno, Jim. We keep manufacturing these things but we never seem to have any around..."

Waste please, do not finish your sandwich, do not finish your paper or your coffee, just throw it away. It's all all bad for you anyway. Especially the news. Damn intellectual bourgeoisie...

And so was the pieces of the Shield of Aragorn, dropped at the battle of the Shadow and Minas Tirith, used through eternity. Re-forged to the Waste Basket of filth. Lo, how the mighty have fallen.

paste weasel

Out of interest, where is that bin? It looks like a Walt Disney World one.

It is.

How did you know? Did you vomit on it once?