The Salon comics page has their personals ad and they show a different person each day. This one is amazing. She says she looks like the cat from the old Pe Pe le Pue cartoons... and she's right!

Now what is that freakish appendage sticking out the back, a Siamese twin?

Hey, She's All That!

"When I got my breast augmentation, the stupid doctor grafted a knee onto my arm. I am so suing."

The ad says she can wrap her legs around her head. It says other stuff, too, but I don't remember.

On behalf of people your parents age, everywhere, I would like to formally apologise for whatever the FUCK we did to the gene pool. Thank you.