"What do you mean the PIC didn't load? Then use your imagination, damnit!"

After being shrunk down to 3" our brave adventurer was ready to ride the good ship Vibrator into the breach. But he wasn't going in without protection.

When I saw "Singing in the Rain" I hoped it would be that picture, oh um, a caption well...

"I'm just a simple man trying to make my way in the Universe."

"This umbrella's worth a lot to me!"

Darnit, he fixed the PIC. :-P

"Unfortunately, the Star Wars On Ice musical just didn't enjoy the same popularity as the movie."

"Oh, real funny guys! Leave the tin man in a rainstorm. Fuckin hilarious."

"Oh, for the love of... You'd think the most unjustly popular character in the Star Wars universe could at least get a frickin' taxi!"

B0B4 F4G0T!!!11 H4W H4W

This from fuckedcompany.com: This is all that's ever going to come of the much ballyhooed "Star Wars Theme Park" attraction scheduled to open in June of 2003. After Industrial Light and Magic blew the entire budget on one droid, seen here, the backers simply pulled out. The umbrella alone cost over 30 million, according to insiders at LucasFilm.

"See? I can take it off my backpack and carry it around and be corteous to other people if they're getting soaked under the rain. Or just put it back up there. And yes, I'm a bounty hunter."

"Excuse me, does this umbrella make me look Fett?"

"RAR! Chewbaca will cornhole you!"