anyone who hasn't seen the Gallery of Regrettable Food is encouraged to do so. here, for your captioning pleasure, is a selection.

Clucker was doomed to an eternity of embarrassment when he fell into a pot of boiling water during his "special time."

"If you think the chicken looks silly -- the mashed potatoes are wearing heels."

"The movie American Pie had a bad effect on Stanly, who not only started humping his food but eventually started dressing it up like women to make it more appealing."

I got the book I loved it so much. His own caption to this is "Sometimes meat just likes to dress up and look pretty." or something like that.

I can't top Lileks.

James is cool. I've written him, and he's written me back. Internet celebrities don't get cooler than that.