I'm trying to be aroused, but I just want them to change their pants

UGLY, up in here, up in here, up in here!

"ChloeCreations.com! Come for the food stained jeans, stay for the pig ugly whores!"(tm)

Is that a grass stain, or does the one on the right have a skid mark so bad it leaked through?

I'm ashamed to have a cat also named Chloe.

If my cat left something like that on the table I would rub her face in it.

Okay, not really.

I rubbed my nose on the two women...... Then I sneezed.

This is the image that finally broke Alex.