Well I just made a few strips. I found this site today and I'm having a lot of fun with it.

You're comics arn't very funny, I like the second one though. but you're "having alot of fun with it" so It's all good.

Well, I'm not "having alot of fun" with your comics.
They gave me diarrhea.

They gave me chlamydia.

They gave me herpes and a hemrhoid.

They gave me the strength to kick your mom.

It is at least somewhat twisted. Keep going.

They gave me an orgasm.
And look at my total posts.
It's the sign of the beast.

War Is Hell was a quote from the movie Full Metal Jacket. Nobody noticed?

I knew i'd heard it somewhere..

Hmm... Is there any way to fix the backgrounds in a strip? The first two panels in my latest comic don't seem to want to load all the way.

I guess not.

Which strip are you talking about? If it's this one, the graphics are loading fully, but the problem is that there's so much text in the last one that it stretches the height of the panel beyond the height of the background image. Your other recent strips look fine to me.

Well what do you know. I was talking about the Vice City one. But it's working fine now. Thanks for looking anyway.

Now read my damn comics.

This is your comic. It makes no sense. they break out of jail and turn into Santa claus. That is not funny becasue it makes no sense whatsoever. The reader is left thinking why did they turn into santa claus? WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY?
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Here is my comic of nearly the same theme. It isn't that funny, but it is part of a funny series. In an earlier comic I am tricked into a situation of captivity and torture for a SECOND time by a woman becasue women make me into a moron. Unlike yours mine contains a joke. See the joke is that one would think that after being sprung from the jail cell I wouldn't want to go back to the girl, but the charachter that portrays me can't see any other choice. It is a form of humor by exageration. As I said, it's not that funny but maybe you can compare the two strips that are of an identical theme and see where the joke should be, so that you might improve your own comic. Had the last pannel been two santa clauses or the two asian girls there would be no joke there.
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I preferred the top one.

The joke is their cell had a fireplace. How did you miss that?

I liked the Santa one too. It's absurd humor. The surprised look on the Santas' faces helps it work. If it had been Asian Girls instead of Santas, it would still have been funny, but maybe for a different reason.

As we get older and stop making sense
You won't find her waiting long
Stop making sense
Stop making sense
Stop making sense, making sense

Hmm....... Culture I'm not going to be a dick and rave about how your comic isn't funny. But I will say it wasn't my cup of joe.

As for my Breaking Out strip. You just don't get it. The funny part is THAT they turn into santa claus. And the shocked "what the hell just happened?" look on their faces. Now if you follow along with the 2nd and 3rd part of the strip you'll see they have themselves in a heap of trouble now.

But hey... you'll probably bitch about where to and not to put the joke in it so nevermind.

I need to send some money asap so I can delete some of my strips. I really regret that "Until the end of the world" strip now.

I don't know about later parts of your strips, but I think it works pretty well on it's own. Sure it might not make a lot of sense, but since when does something have to make sense to be funny?

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