I only joined a few days ago and have been working on a series called The Adventures of Holobabe. I would greatly appreciate a review by those of you who have been doing this longer. I have 29 in the series so far.

The series is trying to be funny, in case a reading doesn't make that clear...

Thanks,
Spankling

Don't be too harsh. He made liberal use of donkey sodomy; it can't be all bad.

Keep the donkey sodomy. Got it. Any other advice? You are being a great help.

Insult everyone else as often as possible.

Here's a little boost to get you started.

Hey ( A ), you ( B ). Why don't you ( C ).

A
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-DexX
-wirthling
-bunner
-evil_d
-ObiJo
-Jael
-descolada
-Big Evil Dan
-boorite

B
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-stinky felchmonkey
-raving loony
-sex-starved wombat humper
-brainless twat
-vegemite-eating crackwhore
-donkey-raping shiteater
-pimply-assed dicklicker
-pedantic fuck
-fat assed goat molester[i/]

I didn't see your own name on the list. And can I mix it up a bit? For example, could I say:

"Hey gabe_billings, you donkey-eating wombat licker, why don't you get your thumb out of your mother."

Mind you I'm new at this. Thanks for the help.

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I didn't see your own name on the list.

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Okay since I'm the only one with a pair of legitimate tits in list A. I'm assuming that on list B the
-brainless twat
-vegemite-eating crackwhore
apply to me? lol

YOu're all just jealous cause you want bitchtits, but can't have em. ;)

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Okay since I'm the only one with a pair of legitimate tits...

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Here's a little boost to get you started.

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Okay since I'm the only one with a pair of legitimate tits (yadda yadda)

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You forgot to close your bold! (yadda yadda)

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One could think that, except for one glaring fact. yadda, yadda. So it's obviously not.

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Okay since I'm the only one with a pair of legitimate tits...

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I demand proof! Photos, please... or video if you have any. Once we have established the undeniable reality of your breasts, then we can move onto the recriminations et cetera.

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( o0o ) ( o0o )

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Here's a picture of my pierced b00blies:

( o0o ) ( o0o )

...dammit. This forum strips out extra spaces.

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Here's a picture of my pierced b00blies:

( o0o ) ( o0o )

...dammit. This forum strips out extra spaces.

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But it posts scanned images just fine.

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I haven't worked up the nerve to scan my own booblies yet.

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I know a winner when I see one. I thought I'd jump on the bandwagon and open up cockscan.com. But the domain name was already taken. Plus when I laid my massive tool on my scanner bed it shattered the glass and broke the table it was resting on. So I gave up.

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I haven't worked up the nerve to scan my own booblies yet.

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May I recommend hovering over the glass surface, not squishing down? And don't try the mammogram approach - not the best angle.

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I haven't worked up the nerve to scan my own booblies yet.

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May I recommend hovering over the glass surface, not squishing down? And don't try the mammogram approach - not the best angle.

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Mammogram approach? That would be with a paperport scanner, right?

I'd have to experiment with all the different techniques and see which best hides the flaws. I'm also a little afraid of scratching the glass with my jewelry.

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I'd have to experiment with all the different techniques and see which best hides the flaws. I'm also a little afraid of scratching the glass with my jewelry.

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Funny how something I said as a not-particularly-funny gag has turned into an actual discussion...

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Because I started this thread, I feel free to change the subject - but feel free to continue discussing LadyJ's hooters. Now that Holobabe has retired I'm toying with telling old jokes and revealing bits of my own soul. What direction do you find more entertaining? This one, or the next post...

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Haha. I like the second, though I'm guessing that's one of the old jokes you were talking about. But as NBC says, if you haven't seen it, it's new to you. But they also promote, "Law and Order: Special Victims Unit", so what do they know.

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Having worked in an MBE for a year, I can say that the only common thing that will scratch the glass in a photocopier or scanner is a diamond. My boss' wife put a few on the colour copier with her eternity ring. Other than that, plain metal rings won't leave a mark.

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I had barbell nipple piercings for a while, but I finally gave up after the first month. I probably shouldn't have started out with 50 lb-ers, 'cause now things are kind of dragging along on the ground.

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But as NBC says, if you haven't seen it, it's new to you

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they sooo stole that from charles manson!

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that and survivor