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DragonXero
November 5, 2002 8:37 AM

I have the copyright to the word "Donkeyfelcher". If anyone uses it, the offending party must pay a royalty of oral sex.

A_Chicka, please, use the word "Donkeyfelcher" often.

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boorite
November 5, 2002 9:34 AM

I have braces. And Tourette's. Donkeyfelcher!

Donkeyfelcher donkeyfelcher donkeyfelcher donkeyfelcher donkeyfelcher donkeyfelcher donkeyfelcher donkeyfelcher!

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Devin
November 5, 2002 9:46 AM

What if we changed the word just enough? Donkeyphelcher!

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User #16352
November 5, 2002 10:05 AM

I have meh.

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Mr_Jass
November 5, 2002 1:52 PM

quote:
Donkeyfelcher!

Donkeyfelcher donkeyfelcher donkeyfelcher donkeyfelcher donkeyfelcher donkeyfelcher donkeyfelcher donkeyfelcher!


Donkeyfelcher, I choose you!

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DragonXero
November 6, 2002 9:12 AM

That's it. On your knees. All three of you.

God damn, I haven't had a blowjob like this since those siamese hookers.
Good job, whores.

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UnknownEric
November 6, 2002 9:19 AM

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I have meh.
Do you need an ointment?

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User #16352
November 6, 2002 10:23 AM

No, no I don't.

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DragonXero
November 6, 2002 11:15 AM

What he really wants is a thick, black cock up his ass.

Well, mine ain't black, and I ain't putting it in your ass, so prepare for the moneyshot.

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DragonXero
November 6, 2002 11:49 AM

I'm still wondering why I haven't recieved a notice of a restraining order form A_Chicka's lawyer.

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Devin
November 6, 2002 11:41 PM

quote:
What he really wants is a thick, black cock up his ass.
Hi. ^_^

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DragonXero
November 7, 2002 1:47 AM

HAH, DH-01 is like a mosquito. He proves that not even the nicest generalizations are true!

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Devin
November 7, 2002 7:57 AM

...But how exactly does that make DH-01 a mosquito?

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DragonXero
November 7, 2002 9:42 AM

Ever heard the term "Hung like a mosquito"?

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User #16352
November 7, 2002 10:20 AM

Yes. That's the reason my old girlfriends left me.

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DragonXero
November 7, 2002 1:53 PM

Shit man. That actually wrenched a sympathetic chortle from within my twisted mind.
I honestly hope that's not true. It really isn't nice to make fun of people with mini members.

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DragonXero
November 7, 2002 2:49 PM

If AttitudeChicka ever came on the site anymore, I'd have a restraining order issued on my ass before I could say "But your honour, look at those pouty lips, and that delicious figure!"

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DragonXero
November 7, 2002 4:39 PM

Oh, I forgot to mention, I own "QUIT DICKING AROUND" and variations on it, including, but not limited to "STOP DICKING AROUND" and "YOU'RE DICKING AROUND, QUIT IT", etc.
The penalty for a first-offense is anal sex. I give, you receive. Second-time offenders must bring me a shrubbery. Third-time offenders must cut down the mightiest tree in the forrest. With a herring.

Thank you. That is all.

I. M. A. Cockmaster, Lawyer.

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Devin
November 7, 2002 7:58 PM

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Third-time offenders must cut down the mightiest tree in the forrest. With a herring.

Heheheh, heheheh, he told us to cut down Gump's "tree" with a fish.

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DragonXero
November 8, 2002 7:58 AM

NI!

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attitudechicka
November 8, 2002 9:12 AM

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If AttitudeChicka ever came on the site anymore, I'd have a restraining order issued on my ass before I could say "But your honour, look at those pouty lips, and that delicious figure!"

I'm on often enough. I just refused to take the bait until now. I figure you can't really hurt me from halfway across the country. Plus, if you came here, my boyfriend would just lay you out before I even had a chance to meet you.

By the way, are you the sick, twisted individual that keeps sending me the http://www.someonelikesyou.com crap? I don't think you are, but I thought I'd ask.

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UnknownEric
November 8, 2002 9:53 AM

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By the way, are you the sick, twisted individual that keeps sending me the http://www.someonelikesyou.com crap?
Holy crap. I never realized humankind was so lame that we'd result to sending "Psst, I have a crush on you" notes online. That's really quite amusing and disturbing simultaneously.

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Devin
November 8, 2002 9:55 AM

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Plus, if you came here, my boyfriend would just lay you
...
......
.........

I'm sorry. I'm sick and twisted.

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DragonXero
November 8, 2002 10:48 AM

quote:
quote:
If AttitudeChicka ever came on the site anymore, I'd have a restraining order issued on my ass before I could say "But your honour, look at those pouty lips, and that delicious figure!"

I'm on often enough. I just refused to take the bait until now. I figure you can't really hurt me from halfway across the country. Plus, if you came here, my boyfriend would just lay you out before I even had a chance to meet you.

By the way, are you the sick, twisted individual that keeps sending me the http://www.someonelikesyou.com crap? I don't think you are, but I thought I'd ask.



HELL no. I'm the type who is either a) Too pussy to do anything, even anonymous messages b) Under certain situations, allows himself to come right out and blatantly tell the person everything (which ends up in some damn freaked out women, which is why A is usually the best option for me) or c) Joke around about my affections, hiding my true feelings in plain sight.

I have gotten enough of those lameass "someone likes you!" cards to understand that it's just NOT COOL.

And I'm sorry if I really *am* creeping you out. I just figured my joking around should be centered on a heterosexual base involving a very pretty girl who I know can take a joke instead of a homosexual basis where I know at least half the guys on here think I mean it. And they mean it too.

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UnknownEric
November 8, 2002 11:27 AM

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And they mean it too.
Darn tootin', big boy.

;)

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DragonXero
November 8, 2002 11:28 AM

whoo, whoo!

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boorite
November 11, 2002 7:09 AM

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And they mean it too.

I don't mean it, fellatrix.

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ivytheplant
May 17, 2006 4:44 PM

...

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LuckyGuess
May 17, 2006 5:22 PM

Snakefelching on a plane.

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boorite
May 17, 2006 5:36 PM

Just plane felching.

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ivytheplant
May 17, 2006 5:38 PM

Marmosetfelching.

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boorite
May 18, 2006 1:18 AM

I called dx a fellatrix

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