Some of the best conversations happen on #stripcreator. Observe the following:

[16:16] Philistines
[16:17] Philistines are great on French bread with roasted peppers and onions.
[16:17] Which is oppressive if you happen to be one of the random bastards
[16:17] ...and cheese. Don't forget the cheese.
[16:17] Is there where I'm supposed to vaguely get the idea that you're taking the piss?
[16:17] :)
[16:18] Not at all. I'm just in the mood for a Philistine cheese steak.
[16:18] It's not very PC to use Philistine to mean "ignoramus".
[16:18] yeah
[16:18] I'm not very PC
[16:19] that's why we call him "Mac"
[16:19] Whom? The Philistine?
[16:19] * andydougan dies
[16:19] The End
[16:19] * Scyess cheers.

Please feel free to post other snippets of irc conversation from #stripcreator to this thread. Some conversations should be saved for posterity.

Here's where I tried to draw tobor:

[21:03] Yo.
[21:03] Hey.
[21:03] Word.
[21:03] Word up.
[21:03] I want some nachos.
[21:03] Nachos rule.
[21:04] They totally rule.
[21:04] They like, rule more than... Like rule more than something that rules a lot.
[21:04] Yeah
[21:04] Like more than a bunch of monkeys driving a bus.
[21:04] Wow.
[21:05] Yeah.

Session Start (stripcreator.com:#stripcreator): Mon Oct 07 22:36:46 2002
[22:36] *** Now talking in #stripcreator.
[22:36] *** Mode change "+diz" for user dcomposed by dcomposed
*** Topic of #stripcreator: All The Gimps You Can Eat
*** Set by GabeAway 3552 minutes ago
*** Users on #stripcreator: dcomposed knkx @Tobor
*** End of /NAMES list.
*** Your user mode is "+diz"
*** Mode for channel #stripcreator is "+n"
[22:16] *** Join to #stripcreator completed in 4 seconds.
[23:42] fuck it.
Session Close (#stripcreator): Mon Oct 07 23:42:57 2002

Yep.. alot went on in that ninety minutes.

[21:19] you rape dead chicks AND you have a banjo? did you sell your soul to lucifer?
[21:20] well I broke the banjo.
[21:20] to kill a chick so as to rape her when dead?
[21:20] That's what I've been doing the past few weeks.
[21:21] infact I just wrote a song about it after you did the brb and I was alone.
[21:21] let's hear it
[21:22] It's not very good as I am tired and don't care about anything, but here it is:
[21:22] I'll just copy and paste from notepad.
[21:22] k
[21:22] I rape dead bitches. I could give 2 fucks.
[21:22] There the only sort of people who will take my sucks.
[21:22] They don't care when I brake there ribs in half,
[21:22] I turn 'em sideways, stick my dick in they ass.
[21:22] ---
[21:22] Well, I might fuck a dead hoe in the cemetery.
[21:22] She ain't been dead long 'cause here cunts still hairy.
[21:22] And she still got her nipples. maggots havn't eaten them.
[21:22] but... oh, her mouths full of worms. god damn.
[21:22] ---
[21:22] And sometimes I can't get to the graveyard.
[21:22] but what am I to do? my dicks still hard.
[21:22] I'll create my own dead, and take 'em to my bed.
[21:22] Shit, If i like her. I'll let here meat my dad.
[21:22] ---
[21:22] I was the washington sniper.
[21:22] Kill, sex, drink of blood i am like a vampire.
[21:22] and seriosly, it's a sign of respect.
[21:22] When I suck you ass dry and leave you full of insects.
[21:22] ---
[21:23] It's a work in progress.
[21:23] the imagery is good
[21:23] but scary as shit
[21:24] you aren't gonna be killing yourself or anything, are you?
[hr]It didn't suck as much at the time.

I'm masturbating as we speak
You always masturbate plenty.
so
it never seems enough

quote:

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[21:03] Yo.
[21:03] Hey.
[21:03] Word.
[21:03] Word up.
[21:03] I want some nachos.
[21:03] Nachos rule.
[21:04] They totally rule.
[21:04] They like, rule more than... Like rule more than something that rules a lot.
[21:04] Yeah
[21:04] Like more than a bunch of monkeys driving a bus.
[21:04] Wow.
[21:05] Yeah.

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This is actually from #adult_stripcreator

dammit DAMMIT DAMMIITITITIAI!
4637q467467934379hdjif
*** Kajun has quit IRC (Quit: Leaving)
Is that code for something?
It's code for 'You suck'.
cool
489ll430923kkls009874lkj
Take that.
Gabe, 4637q467467934379hdjif
dammit DAMMIT DAMMIITITITIAI!
It doesn't work like that.
You can't just copy what he said.
It's an algorithm based on your name.
dammit DAMMIT DAMMIITITITIAI! - That defines the code as net-tramp
When you say it, it means "Would you like one of my lucious dougnuts?"
Would you?
No.
2484531sdg54523456grd55346535
That is "sniff my skids"
or, in NetTramp "wrrlmrlrrlr whereza whisky?"

(Kajun) I think I'll make a cheeseburger.
(DragonXero) I think I'll trick someone into drinking cat menses.
::: Kajun is now known as Kajun_CheeseBurger
(Kajun_CheeseBurger) menses?
(DragonXero) YES.
(DragonXero) Menstrual fluid.
(Kajun_CheeseBurger) right.
(Kajun_CheeseBurger) ok, I'll just go make my burger, and try to forget that.
(DragonXero) You do that.
(DragonXero) Just remember what menstrual fluid looks like when you put that ketschup on.

Note that the Philistines comment is in reply to my quotation:

The simplest Surrealist act consists of dashing down into the street, pistol in hand, and firing blindly, as fast as you can pull the trigger, into the crowd.
Andre Breton, Second Manifesto of Surrealism

quote:

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Note that the Philistines comment is in reply to my quotation:

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I can't quite remember if banal is supposed to rhyme with canal or anal.

Tip of the pen to Sam Hurt.

Anal.

NP: Blind Guardian - Mordred's Song
And as the elves are the firstborn, they could have existed before middle earth, because the elves' place - the Havens - is separate.
Yeah.
But they came to live amongst us.
And man has the unique gift of mortality.
Yeh
Pain inside is rising
I am the fallen one
a figure in an old game
no Joker's on my side
I plunged into misery
I'll turn off the light
As I said, I cried when the elves left
and murder the dawn
turn off the light
and murder the dawn
no more cookies

retarded dolphins are damn cute
Male dolphins have eleven to fourteen inch prehensile penises.
swimming around in pointless circles, bumping their well-worn snouts into coral reefs
how can you tell if a dolphin is retarted?
They can jizz up to like fourteen feet.
what do you mean "like"? we used measuring tape, remember?
Oh yeah.
but we measured in fathoms
MARK TWAIN
i wanted parsecs, but you're so goddamned stubborn
boorite and i measure ejaculation in decibels

"MARK TWAIN." hahaha! Smartness.

(spanky) I just noticed down the bottem of this java thing it says: Warning: Applet Window
(pokey) YAAAA!!!!
! pokey throws computer in bathtub
(BigEvilDan) Beware of applet window.
! pokey is eaten by the applet window
(Punky) applet window may caouse serious damage to your reproductive organs
(Punky) *cause
! DragonXero sodomizes the applet window.
(DragonXero) AAAH!
(DragonXero) MY PENIS IS ON FIRE!
(Punky) I warned you
(DragonXero) Yes, yes you did.
(DragonXero) Fuck.
(BigEvilDan) Caution: Aim applet window away from face.
(DragonXero) Warning: Applet not intended for internal use.
(spanky) brb
::: Quits: spanky (~user3200@template-8BE06137.optusnet.com.au): Quit: Leaving
(DragonXero) Caution: Applet has been proven to cause Cancer, Anal Bleeding, Intestinal Warts, and may cause complications in pregnancy such as blindness and use of Stripcreator.

Beware of Applet Window
Results not guaranteed for Applet Window users.
Do not taunt the Applet Window.
Do not feed the Applet Window.
Keep hands away from Applet Window.
Keep hands inside the Applet Window at all times.
*** eponineeatsdinner changed nick to eponine
*** Fuzzyman (~me@template-1E7BAD2B.snet.net) has joined #stripcr
eator
Hey Fuzz
Applet Window may accidentally ingest small children
Applet Window requires Windows 95 or higher
Applet Window may sodomize your child.
Applet Window is not to be trusted

(Punky) Applet Window may appear larger than it is
(BigEvilDan) RAAR! APPLET WINDOW WILL CORNHOLE YOU!!
(Guest) Applet Window does not prevent nuclear radiation
(Punky) Applet Window should not be used with performance enhancing medication
(BigEvilDan) Applet Window is for entertainment purposes only.
(DragonXero) Applet Window may not generate gravitons by itself.

101621

now I know what happens after I leave.

(I was spanky)

thank you, thank you
I'll be here all week
* obijo gives a standing ovation
****
(4 stars)
That's what you think
* bunnerabb fires boo
hey
you fired boo, you bunny bastard
sorry.. we got a chicken that does mime and a dog on a ball
I'm not getting paid enough for this
you sure aint
ok
* bunnerabb rehires boo
yay
(DANCING!!)
so, you take requests?
Now help the chicken with hes mime outfit
yes I do.
...
mime and stand on a ball
YAY!
WHILE
* boorite tries and falls spectacularly down stairs
OW
*** boorite has quit IRC (Quit: Leaving)
doing the god dialog from star trek 4
oh shit, he died
* obijo gives 21 gun salute
you want to give the eulogy or should i?
go head
boorite...
*snif* :-(
boorite boorite boorite
*snif* :-$
what can be said about boorite
he knew his star trek
*sob* :_-(
he was a lil guy
nod
*snif* :-(
he sucked cock by the truck load
HE OWED ME MONEY!!!
*sob*
he owed us all money, my bereaved friend
but the important thing to remember
nod
*snif* :-(
is how much cock he sucked
nod
tru
he will be missed
* bunnerabb whips his wang out and waves it at boo one mo time
* obijo breaks down crying
* obijo follows suit
now now....
*snif* :-(
o/` and who will suck my dick, and who stroke my choad, when bonnie boo is gone o/`
THE HUMANITY!
somewhere people are laughing
somewhere people shout
but there is no joy in stripcreator
there's no dick in boorite's mouth
nod\
fuck it, let's bury him and hit the titty show

Sometimes it's funnier just to take things out of context. This is from sometime last week and still makes me giggle.

[01:31] nobody's touching my groin :(

That was just beautiful, man.

I once had this guy on DALnet message me and try to lure m
e into cybersex with the claim "I have 14 inches for you!" I thought tha
t was pretty funny and asked him if that was all. So then he says, "No!
I make mistake! 16!"
lol
ha.
well, the funny thing is
Maybe he's a foot fetishist.
I thought you forgot about me.
And he's got, like, huge feet.
that any good woman wouldn't want something that big
because the ones that arent wide, easy, hoes couldnt handle
it
plus
something that big would be kind of freakish wouldnt it?
Well, apparently there are a lot of people on IRC that just do
n't understand the ways of the world.
lol
well,
I've seen a 12 inch cock up close before. it scared me witless
some people live out their sex-lives on the comp for lack of a
real one
and THAT is only 12
now add 4 inches
sheesh
I am happy with what I have
no penis envy here
how big?
:-)
YOU would like to know
besides, girth is much more important
:)
I would.
Who's ma bitch
lol
I had an ex with an 8 1/2 inch cock, and rear-entry just HURT
. The cervix is not meant to be rammed.
Well, really, crap. LJ beat me to what I was going to say.

Witness!

[00:32] youre right i will stop prvt messaging brad for cyber now
[00:33] .msg makk I chumming in your mouth.
[00:33] wrong window dude
[00:33] Damn.
[00:33] how are we gonna cover this up
[00:33] Smear campaign against you.
[00:33] sweet
[00:33] no wait

It's not IRC, but it does illustrate that DexX is still alive:

deXXXer: Did you hear what Rick McCallum, exectuive producer (or something like that) of the Star Wars franchise, said about online file sharing, specifically of movies?
umbcref: nope
deXXXer: Warning: Gross hyperbole ahead...
umbcref: huzzah
deXXXer: File sharers are essentially terrorists, and the fight against online file sharing and movie piracy is just as important as the War on Terror. Online file sharing is going to destroy the movie industry within three years if nothing is done, just as it is single-handedly responsible for a 50% drop in music indutry profits in recent years.
deXXXer: I'm not making any of this up. He actually said all of this with a straight face.
umbcref: cool
umbcref: let's download bruce springsteen and bomb the Sears Tower
deXXXer: linkage
deXXXer: Hilarious reading.
umbcref: what do you expect from a hollywood moron eating $19 hamburgers in a 1/2 acre office?
deXXXer: I think these comments are a late dark horse entry in the "Dumbest Public Comment of 2002" awards.
umbcref: he also thinks incompetent dry cleaning is an act of terror
umbcref: also, unripe avocados
umbcref: I think it's terrorism when the parking valet scratches my paint
deXXXer: *laugh*
deXXXer: Fucking muslim valets!!!
umbcref: allah hu akbar (scratch scratch)
deXXXer: Infidel! I undercook your Spanish omelette and leave it slightly watery!!!
deXXXer: Ah great Allah! I have struck back at the unbeliever by putting cow's milk in his soyacino...
umbcref: hahaha
umbcref: next, we will strike at his exercise club
umbcref: we will not towel off the machines after sweating on them!
deXXXer: We shall give him a dirty, sweaty towel instead of a clean one as he emerges from the sauna, and then the godless AMericans will be destroyed!!!
umbcref: *ululates*

hahahaha. goddamn that was funny

if dexX were still on stripcreator, I'd have expected him to say his characteristic "There's a comic in this!" and gone on to make a series about it.

he also went to #stripcreator and said that.

i liked this:

[02:45] I'm should sleep.
[02:46] I'm?
[02:46] proof of your need for sleep
[02:46] At least I used the '.

I'm gonna go see Harry Potter tonight.
*selby congratulates Gabe
We were gonna go at 9:45 but the first six shows were sold out.
ha!
Fucking kids.
ah
Do you have a date with a preschooler?
No.
the new one is out?
She's a sophisticated older woman.
She's in third grade.
Hahaha.
I want my baby pic back. Now.

* Sseycs changes topic to 'Gammorah'
That's just sick and disgusting.
People should stop commiting Gammorahisms.
Gammoragasms will send you straight to hell.
They couldn't pay me enough to be a Gammorahtician in the Morgue.
The Gammorahites are just pissed that everyone remembers Sodom more because of that act they had named after themselves.
No one ever commits "Gamorry"
No, they don't...
Gammorahns want to put a Gammorahtorium on the use of the word Sodomy.
Gammo a break.
Okay, I shouldn't even have bothered with that one.
It sounds almost like wrestling hold.
"I'm gonna slap the Gammoratorium on you."
It's a no holes barred match.
* Sseycs winces.
* Sseycs 's brain breaks.

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deXXXer: linkage

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I'd like to go to Lucas's house, shove a Jar Jar toy up his kids' arses, and say "This is what your daddy does. Do you like it?" Except he doesn't have kids because no one would have sex with him.

You're half wrong. He's got three kids, but they're all adopted. And he had a really big crush on Linda Rondstat. How's that for worthless trivia?

quote:

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You're half wrong. He's got three kids, but they're all adopted. And he had a really big crush on Linda Rondstat. How's that for worthless trivia?

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ahh, lucas is okay.

least he's not putting that worthless tosser ben and his overplayed mammazita j-lo in any of his movies, like that newly inducted member of Hollywood fuckwits, kevin smith...

sad, really... how the mighty have fallen...

Strong, stupid, silent type + mouthy bitch with big tits + shit blows up a lot = blockbuster.
Why fret over art when there's money to be made?
3013

I couldn't be any more hungry.
I think my stomache is trying to digest itself.
Let it.
That'd just suck.
if I ate someone elses stomache, would I be able to digest it?
Sure.
You can see other people's eyes.
true
but, can you hear other people's ears?
Probably if you eat them.
You can't smell your own eye-lids.
my cat sniffs my eyelids when it climbs onto my bed to tell if I'm awake or not.
they must smell different when I'm sleeping.
it can tell when I'm just pretending to be asleep.
That's pretty weird.
I'm allergic, so cats don't get near my eyelids.
At least when I'm awake, I guess. Maybe they sneak in.
maybe it's like cocaine or something
that sleep shit you get round the eyes.
maybe it is trying to eat your eyes when you are asleep
maybe it's trying to eat YOUR eyes, jackass.
im just saying that the pet you love and trust may be trying to eat your
precious organs of sight
dont get so defensive
but your cat is definitely trying to bite into your eyes and pull them out
of your head
right
sniff. . .. sniff sniff .. . . . . sniff .. . . sniff sniff sniff sniff . . . . sniff... BIT
E
maybe I shouldn't have burried her in that Pet Semetary.
i wish domesticated animals would turn on their masters more
I've never been turned on by my pets.
Honest.
i wonder if eyes taste like olives
that would be delicious
why not just eat olives then?
i wonder if i should go to the olive cart in the store before i get too wo
rked up
it'd be less illegal.
yeah thats what i was thinking
still...

(punkrockskaboy) hey tobor
(Tobor) What?
(punkrockskaboy) whataya do all day when no one is here?
(Tobor) Bake gingerbread men.
(Tobor) Then cornhole them.
(punkrockskaboy) wow....
(punkrockskaboy) fun stuff..
(punkrockskaboy) *steps away slowly*

I want to be a princess.
Did I type that?

andydougan: This IRC thing blows goats.
andydougan: GOATS.
boorite: handsome goats?
andydougan: No.
andydougan: Really rank ones.
boorite: jeez.
boorite: that's not good.

quote:

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andydougan: This IRC thing blows goats.
andydougan: GOATS.
boorite: handsome goats?
andydougan: No.
andydougan: Really rank ones.
boorite: jeez.
boorite: that's not good.

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What did you guys do after I left?

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I want a bird to fly in the window and drop lunch on my desk.
Ew.

oh my god fucking turn on cnn
the japanese are attacking
oh wait this is the history channel

A phrase I have never ever heard even once on the History Channel: "Belgian forces."

my balls.
are in pain.
I'll rub yours.
* dcom rubs boinky's balls.
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You guys need some privacy.
* dcom rubs boinky's balls.
* dcom rubs boinky's balls.
lots

Geez, what's the world coming to?