It's a well-known fact that the veep takes care of the President's toys. This is why there's so many didlos in Gore's house.

It would appear that the dog is going for the ball. This is not so. The dog is ACTUALLY going for Cheny's penis.

Sparky, fetch me my viagra!

Soon after this picture was taken, the scene erupted into a rumble between the dog and cheney. While both were eyeing it, only one could have the pretty pink ball...

GRRRRRR!!!!!!! Gimme more Alpo or I'll rip off yer other testicle!!!!

And you say it's accurate up to 200 meters?

Have another heart attack, you fat, evil bastard.

"So, how close are we to actually getting the dog on the ball?"

Whenever Cheney lost a testicle, Rover was on hand to retrieve it.

"Whoa, get that thing away from me. I don't want any more biting accidents, like that toaster monkey you guys made."

"Awww, cute. How can we kill it?"

"I'm sorry, Mr. Cheney. As you can see, the office of the Vice President has become obsolete."

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Have another heart attack, you fat, evil bastard.

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George, how many times do I have to tell you--no bombing Iraq until you pick up your toys!

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George, how many times do I have to tell you--no bombing Iraq until you pick up your toys!

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"Ummm... How would its heart work in, say, a human?"

"Um, Mr. Vice President? Would you like to see the next exhibit?"

"Not now, man! I'm waiting for this darned contraption to take a virtual shit!"

"Wow! This reminds me of the Clinton/Lewinsky incidents. Hang on a second fellas."

*ZIP*