Ever since the departure of Johannes, the n00bs are pretty interesting. Oh, I know there are some regulars who have offered them such critiques as "get fucked." But I think that was way out of line. In fact, whoever said that can "get fucked." And you can tell him I said so.

Why don't you get fucked, ass-magician?

I'm really more of an ass-wizard, but OK.

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I'm really more of an ass-wizard, but OK.

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I meant I'm trying out for the Washington Ass-Wizards. They need my size and my repertoire of low-post moves.

I'm a level 8 ass-ranger/ass-bard. Therefore, your basketballs of manmeat have no effect unless you save versus wands.

I'm a level 12 shitling dick-mage. Can I join your party? I know "Cum Blast", which blinds my foes for two rounds while they get the semen out of their eyes, "Dick butter" which has a chance to make opponents vomit for one round, and I can attack with deadly "Assrape", which deals 2d6 damage +1 for my "cock size" bonus.

Most of the regulars act more noobish than the noobs. =P

Quiet, noob, before I take my Staff of Cornholing (+2) to your ass. :-P

The fact that I understood enough of that wacky nonsense to laugh at it tells me that I need to get a fucking life.

Would everybody who's too cool to be here, and is just allowing us to bask in their brilliance despite their better judgment, please raise their hands and then fuck off?

Thank you.

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Most of the regulars act more noobish than the noobs. =P

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Bask in my fucking magnificence. And don't forget to tip your waitress!