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kaufmanNovember 15, 2002 6:36 AM
DaveMonkeyNovember 15, 2002 6:59 AM
I don't know, but I hope it's had lunch!
deucepmNovember 15, 2002 10:27 AM
I don't know, but it took all my willpower not to puke when I saw it. Fuck, the nose. Look at the nose.
DevinNovember 15, 2002 5:04 PM
"Oh my god! I'm becoming black again!!!"
itsclarkNovember 19, 2002 4:22 PM
No, I did not get the license number of the truck that ran over my face. But I can tell you it was towing a roto-tiller.
SpanklingNovember 19, 2002 7:49 PM
Michael is entering the final stages of becoming a live butt-hump-me Ken doll.
chaobellNovember 19, 2002 9:30 PM
Uh-oh...better get Maaco.
User #16352November 20, 2002 9:46 AM
"I've come here to tell you .... I'm growing a beard."
theniwrenatorNovember 20, 2002 11:06 AM
quote:"I've come here to tell you .... I'm growing a beard." "I've come here to tell you....it's taken a long time to draw this beard in..."
quote:"I've come here to tell you .... I'm growing a beard."
thealiasmenNovember 20, 2002 5:23 PM
"Yes your Honor. It's right here on my eyelid. This 'Made by Mattel' tattoo is proof that I had nothing to do with my physical appearance, and that's why I'm suing for five-hundred bajillion dollars."
ArtemisStrongNovember 20, 2002 6:33 PM
"I wasn't trying to toss my baby off the balcony... He was trying to escape!"
SpanklingNovember 20, 2002 8:21 PM
Toss that baby? No! I wouldn't do that to my new boyfriend!
kaufmanNovember 21, 2002 6:48 AM
"That's it, your honor. That's the wild beast that stole my baby!"