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mega_h8
November 23, 2002 10:57 PM

oh it's funny alright.

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fuzzyman
November 24, 2002 8:03 AM

Ummm. Keep trying.

And read that little thing to the left when you post that says "click here for help on including comics and pictures in your post."

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User #16352
November 24, 2002 9:29 AM

quote:
oh it's funny alright.
That's faulse advertising!

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mega_h8
November 24, 2002 5:02 PM

boinky, you spell like helen keller used to see and hear...and fuzzy, your comics are goddamn bland and about as funny as a sack full of dead kittens. bow down. 104279

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Devin
November 24, 2002 7:04 PM

Please don't post if you can't take polite criticism in a civil manner.

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TheElPaso
November 24, 2002 7:39 PM

quote:
boinky, you spell like helen keller used to see and hear...and fuzzy, your comics are goddamn bland and about as funny as a sack full of dead kittens.
If adding a "u" to "false" makes you all anal and shit, just wait til the next time fuck comes around. And what's so not-funny about a sack full of dead kittens anyway?

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TheElPaso
November 24, 2002 7:41 PM

quote:
Please don't post if you can't take polite criticism in a civil manner.

Aren't you the guy who didn't declare my comic the CC winner? You fucking gay asshole faggot!

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fuzzyman
November 24, 2002 7:41 PM

Mega, don't be a cockmonkey. It needs work. The punchline has nothing to do with the rest of the comic. How does the fact that the clip hurts children have anything to do with how prepubesent boys can't cum? If you have to explain the joke then it probably wasn't very funny to begin with.

That said, I encourage you to keep trying.

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mega_h8
November 24, 2002 7:56 PM

Explaining jokes for the humorless...the clip knows that young boys cannot produce semen due to past experience. child molestation is considered hurting a child by most people. i cannot believe that i just typed that. "the penguin lit his fart, you see, because he thought thats how you heat an igloo"...do da, do da, all the do da day. next time i will be sure to make a "safer" comic.

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fuzzyman
November 24, 2002 8:11 PM

My dislike for your comic had nothing to do with it being "safe" or "unsafe." It had to do with it being unfunny. Now that you have explained the joke, I can think of many different ways that the dialouge and structure could be changed to bring the joke home better. As it is, they way you did it requires too much inference on the part of the reader. Unless you expect we can read your mind.

If you think I like safe comics then you obviously haven't read mine.

Enough. Just make something funny, already.

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Bedlam0331
November 24, 2002 8:30 PM

I just recently found this website while looking for transexual scat porn. I have to say this site is truly unique. As for everyone here.. I think that anyone that posts on here is subject to criticism. And if you post a comment/reply that is your right. It is Mega h8s right to reply to you idiots anyway Mega h8 wants. If you think you can post anyway you want about some strips without anyone responding to you. Then you need to leave the real world and go back to Sucking your grandma's tits. You fucking two-faced hypocritical fags make me sick!

Quote "Mix dead baby parts in Chex-Mix for a great
party snack."
-Me-

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andydougan
November 24, 2002 8:38 PM

Hooray. Invective is not a lost art.

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Devin
November 24, 2002 11:34 PM

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I think that anyone that posts on here is subject to criticism.
quote:
And if you post a comment/reply that is your right.
So if I say that I don't think mega_h8 has a right to complain to civilly-put criticism, then that's my right.

quote:
It is Mega h8s right to reply to you idiots anyway Mega h8 wants.
quote:
If you think you can post anyway you want about some strips without anyone responding to you. Then you need to leave the real world and go back to Sucking your grandma's tits.
Then maybe mega_h8 is the one who needs to "go back to the real world." He certainly didn't seem to think anyone would respond negatively.

quote:
You fucking two-faced hypocritical fags make me sick!
You have no right to call people hypocritical. You can't even stay on one side of the argument!

And, as a final point:

quote:
I just recently found this website while looking for transexual scat porn.
Need I say more?

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mega_h8
November 25, 2002 12:19 AM

Oh god, its just a comic and some comments and who cares in then end? I mean it's not like anyone got killed or anything (well aside from those that died from laughter fits after reading my strip, that is).

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User #16352
November 25, 2002 9:49 AM

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Oh god, its just a comic and some comments and who cares in then end? I mean it's not like anyone got killed or anything (well aside from those that died from laughter fits after reading my strip, that is).
If it's just a comic then why are you going postal when we say it's bad?

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Devin
November 25, 2002 9:51 AM

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(well aside from those that died from laughter fits after reading my strip, that is).
All -3 of them? You fiend!

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Bedlam0331
November 25, 2002 2:19 PM

Devin,
Why do you have to quote so much, what other people say? Can't think of anything original? huh? Thats ok. Go back to your parent's basement and make some more shitty strips.

Quote "Majority of my quotes are my own!"
-me

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mega_h8
November 25, 2002 2:31 PM

Boinkster...Boinkman...Boink-A-Doodle-Doo...i didn't go postal my pet, i simply defended myself. do da do da all the do da day...you see? it's the people that take their uncreative comics too seriously that fanned the fire. We're all brothers here, yeah.

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fuzzyman
November 25, 2002 3:45 PM

Seems to me like you're the one who took his comic a little too seriously when I said to "keep trying." So you felt the need to insult me and mine. As if anyone who doesn't appreciate your comic must automatically be humorless and unintelligent.

Dude, you're gonna need a thicker skin if you're to survive out in the cold, cold world. Some people like my comics, some people don't. But I have enough class and perspective to not get all pissy when someone says, "Eh, I don't get it."

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Devin
November 25, 2002 4:28 PM

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Devin,
Aw, can't you think up an insulting nickname for me? I can think one up for you, BedwetterwithIQof31.

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Why do you have to quote so much, what other people say? Can't think of anything original? huh?
Hey, kind of like all 3 of your comics!

quote:
Thats ok. Go back to your parent's basement and make some more shitty strips.
No thanks, your life isn't particularly attractive to me.

quote:
Quote "Majority of my quotes are my own!"
Too bad you can't say the same for your brain cells. Sure, I know that nice man with the scalpel gives you a lollipop whenever you let him cut out a part of your brain, but didn't you ever think you would need it someday?

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Bedlam0331
November 26, 2002 9:19 AM

Dykin,

Your insults are 4th grade recess quality!

Here, I'll provide an insult in responce to what I just said to you, so you don't have to think.(Like you don't in the creation of your strips.)

Here is your reply,

BedwetterwithIQof31,
"I'll 4th grade you!"

OK, Dykin,
I'm thouroughly insulted now.

Quote "Dykin's insults wouldn't offend a 12 year old
girl"
-me

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User #16352
November 26, 2002 10:04 AM

Go back to NewJersy, Bedlam!

Quote "No one likes you. Kill yourself."
-the regulars

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mega_h8
November 26, 2002 12:53 PM

Quote-"We never get laid, that's why we post 500-2000 comics"-the so called regulars (as i'm sure that most people on here don't give a flying fuck like you babies)104541

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jools
November 26, 2002 1:31 PM

Stud.

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TheElPaso
November 26, 2002 1:35 PM

quote:
Quote-"We never get laid, that's why we post 500-2000 comics"-the so called regulars
We do too get laid!*

*Yes, donkeyfelching counts as getting laid.

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Devin
November 26, 2002 2:11 PM

quote:
Your insults are 4th grade recess quality!
5th grade recess quality insults would've gone over your head.

By the way, are you EVER going to refute my counterargument?

(Watch this, he's gonna say, "duh, me no understand...")

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LongDongSilver
November 26, 2002 2:40 PM

i have come from a land far to the east

i have heard of the many homos infesting this thread

have you faggots not done this same goddamn thing enough times already????? clean the shit out of your eyes and maybe you will see that it is pointless to continue

unless you can come up with some funny insults

here i will start:

im sorry i could not attend your barmitzvah megah8 but i had to take a big shit in your moms mouth or else she said she would tell the police about the time i molested you

hugs and kisses

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mega_h8
November 26, 2002 8:35 PM

LongDong, you are actually almost funny, which is quite a feat on here. Please let me eat the pussy of your grandama's corpse and then puke the rotted labia and maggots on your rod. Thank You.

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Bedlam0331
November 26, 2002 9:09 PM

Dinky & Dumben,

You guys should fuck eachother. Don't worry, boys can't get pregnant.

Quote "Retards are sterile anyway."
-me

Jersy<---where did that come from?

ElPaso,
Leave the Donkey Feltching to me.

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Bedlam0331
November 26, 2002 9:58 PM

LongDongSucker,

Finally someone with some fucking intelligence.But wait I'm from NEWJERSY (Im not) I guess I should quit my job and stay in and be afraid of the germs in the outside world. Then I can spend all my time in my parents basement posting 900 strips.

Quote " If you have a life take a bow... Not so fast
Fuzzy,Devin and Doinky!"
-me

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DragonXero
November 27, 2002 9:32 AM

Good lord your comics suck.
They bring a tear to my eye. And certainly not one of joy.
Go back to sucking your dad's crusty asshole.

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mega_h8
November 27, 2002 1:03 PM

Go put on your +5 fire helmet and listen to the Blind Guardian song about bards or trolls or whatever you dork. Slain by elf?! How could this be?! Fag.

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User #16352
November 27, 2002 1:19 PM

dont even try. You cant beat DX.

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Bedlam0331
November 27, 2002 8:15 PM

To all,

---A day in the life of you losers.

Me: Im sorry I have wandered in to the realm of
Landolakes.OH NO MY ELF WAS ATTACKED WITH THE
SPELL OF LOSER. I MUST ROLL A 20 IN ORDER TO
BLOCK.---

Mom: Time for dinner.

Me : (Not now Mom I got to see if my elf survives!)
Malkin, I now roll to use my spell of Orka!

---Man I cant handle 3 lines of that shit. I dont know how losers like DX can sit around and do that all day.

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theniwrenator
November 27, 2002 9:54 PM

bedlam,
these guys are so lame? um, you are the one coming here just to make really stupid comics and ATTEMPT to insult people you don't even know...

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blad
November 27, 2002 9:58 PM

I really want to know if that elf survives!

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Bedlam0331
November 27, 2002 10:04 PM

Blad,

The elf survived, only to be fucked in the ass by Thewenchinator.

Misquote "Im Thewenchinator.. I fuck whores because no
earthly being will sleep with me."
-theniwrenator

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weedleweedle
November 29, 2002 3:59 PM

HAHAHAHA RPGS R STOPID

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