wehn a man loves a women... HE CARVES THE FUCKIN BICH!

The turkey industry noticed this mistake and recalled. Oddly, not one person returned their defective turkey.

/me ejaculates.

This is like the opposite of the bikini turkey.

I'm gonna have some breast meat just as soon as I get done with the stuffing.

I was the one who basted her.

This is gonna go real good with my butter balls.

You want me to stick my hand where? ...and pull out what?

Its a cook book! Noooo! Why doesn't anyone ever listen!