Ah yes. The mascot from my old frat daze.

The other white meat.

Genetic engineering breaks into the home entertainment market with pets for the terminally lonely.

Weedleweedle, we don't care what your girlfriend looks like!

YOU DONT CARE ABOUT YOUR OWN MOM?

The knife in the boob-butt isnt the important thing, Johnny...Is that my damn oil funnel?

The pigs eyes say "HOLY SHIT I HAVE A KNIFE IN MY ASS!"

It's probably saying "My anus is bleeding"

Realizing much too late that the wizard had lost his fucking mind, Dorothy and the others were morphed into one being.

The hormskank is a marvel of evolution, it's thick fur protecting it from the hostile weather of it's native Zimbabwe. After luring the male hunters out into the open with it's attractive tit-buttocks it fires combat knives at them in a vicious onslaught.
Truly they are the kings of the antarctic.

McDonalds branch out into the hat market. They maintain the hat is NOT made up of leftovers.