Cowbell,
You got some potential, Clever word play. After reading it, I just felt there was something missing. How about showing us what you are really feeling and thinking.
Signed,
Dr.Bedlam
My Target store does not have THAT. Lost kids+kidnappings would be good. Donated punchline; "I saved 13 cents on the Mrs. Doubtfire DVD, but lost my only child...Who wants more chestnuts?". TheEnd.