Captain Kirk to the bridge! There's been a horrible accident beaming that Rigelian entertainer aboard.

Helpf muh! Meh bracesh uh caught in meh gartuh belt!

I don't understand modern sculpture.

Isn't this the kind of smut dcom jacks off to?

I can bend my head that far .... Well, not the head on my shoulders.

Next time I'll be more specific when I ask an asian whore to give me head.

Russian acrobat Olga Petrova auditions for Cirque du Soleil. Although her trademark move--kicking her own head through a hoop--wows the directors, she doesn't make the cut. Mostly because she can only do it once.

Goes to show that anyone, even the headless, can be part of the Special Olympics.

If her leg was transplanted to her neck, then her head must be...

Oh God!!!

she doesn´t mind having a foot hor a head. she doesn´t mind to be missing a leg. what she really misses is half her thumb

WEEEEEEEE

"Suddenly, Dr Frankenstein regretted supporting his daughter's interest in sports."

Fascist gymnast Adolphina Titler practices her new move, the "Human Swastika."