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The most coveted Pokemon card of all: "Princess Lay Ya - Protector of Gummi Moose Dick"

Her: I'm here to give you super sex!
gabe: I'll have the soup.

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Her: I'm here to give you super sex!
gabe: I'll have the soup.

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-RITE!!!

Here's a real Crowley quote for ya' spank:

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The supreme satisfaction is to be able to despise one's neighbor and this fact goes far to account for religious intolerance. It is evidently consoling to reflect that the people next door are headed for hell.

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I don't think I've ever seen camel toe like that before.

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The most coveted Pokemon card of all: "Princess Lay Ya - Protector of Gummi Moose Dick"

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Lucky bastard.

...Mom?

"Before I started the Giant Leech Slimming Program, I was feeling really low and hiding in an unlinked page on www.DogUglyPlumpers.com. Now look at me!"

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I don't think I've ever seen camel toe like that before.

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For some reason, children's daytime television show "The Captain Brittney Straponn Hour" never really caught on with its target audience.

I thought jello was sick before this!