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boorite June 11, 2001 10:45 AM
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gabe_billings June 11, 2001 10:53 AM	Obi, Gabe and wirthling head to 'Drag Queen Night' at the Hippodrome.
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gabe_billings June 11, 2001 10:58 AM	I think this picture makes my thighs look fat.
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Spankling June 11, 2001 11:11 AM	quote: I think this picture makes my thighs look fat. I think these girls make my head look flat.
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Spankling June 11, 2001 11:24 AM	The next man to leave the seat up answers to us! -- or -- Red: A yellow squirt gun? I have a vibrator that looks more lethal than this! At least I used to. Do you have it Black? Black: Nope. I stopped borrowing your things after you caught me pressing the wrinkles out of your boyfriend's face with my thighs. Blue: (thinks) If my skirt were shorter they would know where that vibrator is. Weee!
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boorite June 11, 2001 11:38 AM	--Buttergrrl, Thunder Thighs, and Limber Lass, Guardians of the Fire Exit. --We couldn't get Charlie's Angels. Would you settle for Uncle Stu's Hookers? --"Mr. Connery! Mr. Connery! Wait, where are you going?" --Welcome to the Muskogee Travelodge. --Gabe had never seen girls at a convention before. Unsure how to respond, he rolled two twelve-sided dice.
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boorite June 11, 2001 11:46 AM	quote: A yellow squirt gun? It shoots Hepatitis C.
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wirthling June 11, 2001 12:05 PM	quote: --Gabe had never seen girls at a convention before. Unsure how to respond, he rolled two twelve-sided dice. HAHAHAHA!
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gabe_billings June 11, 2001 12:10 PM	quote: --Gabe had never seen girls at a convention before. Unsure how to respond, he rolled two twelve-sided dice. Pffft... 2d10, maybe. Or 1d20. But no one in their right min... HEY!
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boorite June 11, 2001 12:31 PM	quote: Pffft... 2d10, maybe. Or 1d20. But no one in their right min... HEY! Just testing. Of course, you wouldn't want to confront this situation without your +10 Codpiece of Charisma.
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kaufman June 11, 2001 12:39 PM	Two out of every three women agree: No means no! "One false move and the fire alarm and the smoke detector get it!" The dumpster scene in the all-female remake of Star Wars would have been more convincing if there hadn't been a sign pointing the characters to the exit the whole time.
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Spankling June 11, 2001 12:40 PM	quote: quote: Pffft... 2d10, maybe. Or 1d20. But no one in their right min... HEY! Just testing. Of course, you wouldn't want to confront this situation without your +10 Codpiece of Charisma. I hear it's really the +10 Chastity Belt of Charisma, and that the donkey of gobbling stole the key long ago.
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boorite June 11, 2001 1:28 PM	--Vonda prepared to fire a warning shot in the air, unaware that she was standing under the rooftop septic tank. --The last thing the pizza man ever saw.
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Kovyfan27 June 11, 2001 1:39 PM	......that's just too disturbing for words.
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ObiJo
June 11, 2001 6:17 PM

- They were well armed and blocking my retreat. All my ammunition was gone, and the Italian police were right behind me. And that's when I knew I'd need the wooden badger.

- The fembots in Austin Powers 3 are a glaring illustration that the movie didn't have the budget of its predecessors.

- With no boots and no gun, Lisa was definitely the Tito of Glendale Community Theatre.

- In 1994, war was beginning...

Ok, look at the girl on the left in red. Seriously, scroll up there right now and get her image in your head. Got it? Ok, then read this next caption:

- gnar

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Spankling June 11, 2001 6:38 PM	quote: Ok, look at the girl on the left in red. Seriously, scroll up there right now and get her image in your head. Got it? Ok, then read this next caption: - gnar That "woman" looks so much like a friend of mine I don't like to think about it.
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ObiJo June 11, 2001 7:17 PM	quote: That "woman" looks so much like a friend of mine I don't like to think about it. Did I say gnar? I meant gnarly. As in good. Really. Oh, well shit, I tried. Give her my apologies.
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ladyjdotnet June 11, 2001 7:29 PM	quote: quote: Pffft... 2d10, maybe. Or 1d20. But no one in their right min... HEY! Just testing. Of course, you wouldn't want to confront this situation without your +10 Codpiece of Charisma. That explains so much. I was sure my attraction to gabe was unnatural. I must have failed my saving throw!
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gabe_billings June 11, 2001 8:01 PM	quote: Of course, you wouldn't want to confront this situation without your +10 Codpiece of Charisma. I am an unstoppable love machine.
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boorite June 12, 2001 8:20 AM	I like "gnar" better. "GNARR! BUTTERBOOBS WILL CONSUME YOU!" Was that mean? BTW, I liked "war was beginning."
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Spankling June 12, 2001 8:34 AM	quote: "GNARR! BUTTERBOOBS WILL CONSUME YOU!" TOBOR IS FRIGHTENED! TOBOR'S DRILL-TOOL IS RETRACTING!
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Spankling
June 12, 2001 9:52 AM

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(Maybe it's jsut me, but the one in black looks like a chunky, un-makeuped Boy George)

She looks like she could mop up the street with Boy George.

Looking at that picture every time I open this thread is starting to dull the shock - they're even starting to look good! After a pint of rum I might be tempted to play twister with all 3! Just close your eyes and hang on tight!

That reminds me. Why is making love to a fat woman like riding a tricycle? Both are a lot of fun until your friends see you doing it.

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NeoVid June 12, 2001 12:39 PM	quote: quote: "GNARR! BUTTERBOOBS WILL CONSUME YOU!" TOBOR IS FRIGHTENED! TOBOR'S DRILL-TOOL IS RETRACTING! If you wanna know how to post as Tobor, go to the old Important Announcement from Dr Pedantic thread. Gah, I can't believe I just said something harmless and useful.
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Spankling June 12, 2001 12:42 PM	quote: If you wanna know how to post as Tobor, go to the old Important Announcement from Dr Pedantic thread. Gah, I can't believe I just said something harmless and useful. I will, master, but I tremble to approach such power! My Kung Fu is not worthy! I lack the discipline!
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boorite June 13, 2001 7:55 AM	quote: .... they're even starting to look good! After a pint of rum I might be tempted to play twister with all 3! Just close your eyes and hang on tight! I wouldn't even need the pint of rum.
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boorite June 13, 2001 7:57 AM	...then again, looking at the one in red.... No, let's be honest-- I still wouldn't need the rum.
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Spankling June 15, 2001 8:52 AM
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Spankling June 15, 2001 9:30 AM
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