"I yam what I yam. Ug-gug-gug-gug-gug-gug!"

"Oh, fuck, Eminem's coming. I'd better show him my huge teeth. RRRARRRGH! See, they're huge, you homophobic fuck! RRRRARRRGH! I'll bite you with them!"

That lump on top of his head is the tip of TOBOR's hydrolic tool poking from inside.

Man, gabe IS a Colossal Geek.

Oh, this isn't gabe?

"I'm not doing any more albums.. fuck albums. I got a gig in the next Wallace and Grommet, though. Check it!"

"I wonder if anyone can tell that ive had my physical"

"Damn you, Crest Whitestrips. Damn you."

Moby practices his "mean face" before the MTV Video Awards, in anticipation of Eminem.

After trying to prove he could fart a better tune than Eminem could ever produce, Moby unexpectedly finds that he has followed through...

Moby attempted his best impression of a feeble, anorexic looking musician to derive pity and to ward off attacks from the ever-hating Eminem, but failed. Soon after this picture was taken, Moby was seen running to the bathroom crying like a girl.

"...and in other news, an altercation between techno artist Moby and rap sensation Eminem turned ugly when Moby gnawed off Eminem's nose, spit it out in his face and screamed 'Who's the fag NOW, bitch?'"

...Okay, all the referencing to Eminem has gotten me curious. How, if at all, is this guy related to him?

Long story very short:

Eminem, for reasons best known to himself, decides to "dis" Moby in his track "Without Me" Some months later Moby is beaten up by Eminem fans after a gig.

So there ya go.

Having said that it would be funny if Moby was really Eminem's dad and this is how this was all "related"...

"What?None of my albumns have gone triple platnium? Well, at least I've got my gold...What? Ah fuck...not even bronze?"

Moby ponders his new album "Life after Tobor".

"Oh! Thats right! I ran over that old lady. My bad."