Given that we can't create comics for now, I guess it's okay to have a glut of caption threads...

Fall down and worship the Minoan Snake Goddess, or just beat her high round ass with a fist full of car antennas!

- Early episode of the Gong Show, circa 237 BC.

- And you thought that Tassels to Snakes spell would never come in handy.

- Yeah, I had a cat that liked to do that too.

Nice statue. When you gonna polish something else besides the hooters?

--Here we have a very early Mrs. Butterworth.

-Damn, those snakes are HOT!

- Medieval dildos.
- This woman wasn't afraid to scan her boobs. I mean, hell, she charmed snakes for chrissakes.
- Pharoah was having a tough time deciding on a queen. But at least he could rule out Gertrude Boob, the snake charming cat trainer.
- $3000? Bob, you were fucking robbed. That's the ugliest wedding cake figurine I have ever seen.
- Doubles as a lighter.

If that cat craps on my hat one more time I'll...