This picture is so funny I didn't think it even needed a caption. Then I saw this:
"- The Amish Republican Army strikes another blow for solemnity."
I have to agree with boo. That was one of the funniest damn captions I've ever read. I'm sure nothing can come close, but here goes anyway:
- I'm not gonna lie to you boys. We've had a minor setback in our plan to take over the world. Bob, would you put away the horn?
- 327 died in this fire.
- Project Mayhem strikes again.
- Meanwhile, on the other side of town, the Ass Pucker truck was getting a lube job.
- Send in the clowns. What? What kind of accident?
- Paramedics arrived on the scene, but couldn't do anything to save the driver. His last words: Smell this flower.
- When Krusty woke up in the grassy depression with the truck smoking and the world spinning, he knew two things. 1. He had had way too much to drink. 2. Hookers are flammible.