Yes, I'm too stupid to even think of a name for this thread.

When Timmy brought his new car home he was suprised to see 3 little pigs hiding in there.

It has a very reliable mortar.

Sorry.

Reggie's purchase, not surprisingly, failed to help him lose his virginity. He traded it in 9 months later for a Ford Probe painted to look like aluminum siding, with similar results.

Air cooled, cramped and 5 MPG.

"I said I wanted it brick red!"

Only moments later, the life of the happy lad pictured was cut short after he drove head first into a wall painted like a car.

Sorry, there was a typo in the ad. I wanted a Buick!

"My other car is an Adobe."

...Damn you guys are good.

In the middle of the night, 80's retro gamers would come to knock holes in Brad's car with paddles and glowing tennis balls...

Griff loved his new car, but he couldn't help wishing he'd gotten the stucco interior.

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In the middle of the night, 80's retro gamers would come to knock holes in Brad's car with paddles and glowing tennis balls...

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I've heard of cars being complete sheds, but this is just taking the piss.

That car handles like a ton of bricks.

"It's a good car, but Humpty Dumpty keeps chasing me when I drive it."

Now I recognize you. You're that awful stand-up comic!

Brad finds out that all those kids who didn't "need no education*" in the Seventies went on to work for Volkswagen...

Volkswagon's answer to Chevrolet's "Like a Rock" campaign.

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Brad finds out that all those kids who didn't "need no education*" in the Seventies went on to work for Volkswagen...

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She's a brick......CAR!

"Huh. 'Fahrvergnugen' is German for 'Big friggin' pile of bricks on wheels.' Go figure."

"Boxy, but good."

For some reason whenever billy parked his car at night, he would come back to find homeless people sleeping up against it.

The only problem is, everytime he parks against a wall, it takes him hours to find it again.

At first Timmy's dad thought that when his son drove his car the girls laughed beacause of the brick pattern.
He then learned that they laughed because his son looks like a total dip.

That thing's built like a brick shitbox.

"Yeah I was going down this steep hill in the middle of the night and the breaks cut out. I was able to brush it up against some bushes and I brought it to a stop; but MAN! I was shitting... well, you know"

Well, it gets shitty gas mileage, handles like a water buffalo, and keeps getting tagged by punk kids with spray paint cans. But look on the bright side--there's not a grocery cart in the world that could ding the door on that puppy.

The neighborhood boys thought it would be funny to give poor Billy a brick car for his birthday. Joke's on them...Billy is blind.