I'm feelng so old!

[There was going to be a caption here, but Deuce has been sobbing uncontrollably for the past half hour. Try again later.]

"Mr. Vice President? Your 3:30 is here to see you now..."

Mr. Clean's half brother:
Mr. Dirty.

Coming This Spring: John Waters' feature-length adaptation of Are You My Mother?

I haven't thought of a caption -- having been too busy putting my own eyes out with a spork -- but I would like to mention that if I had a picture like that, I certianly wouldn't admit it, much less post it somewhere public.

Something you'd like to share, Artemis?

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Something you'd like to share, Artemis?

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Rob Halford relaxes after a gig.

Christina Aguilera relaxes before a gig.

(Honestly, I was going to make it a joke about her anyway...)

On the newly discovered planet Captain Picard had seemed to appear as his "Dominatrix" side to the crew members. Not to be denied, Riker was very pleased with the Captain's new look.

"I am woman, hear me roar!"

His copyright acumen makes me wet!

Someone should push up his stool.

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A fatal exception has occurred in module 0xBRAIN. It may be possible to continue normally...

Is it just me, or does that resemble Bruce Willis? Maybe that's why Demi left him...

Bob didnt understand why they wouldnt take his pics for Playgirl.

"Mr Robinson, are you trying to seduce me?"

"Papa?"