With blue feet. Yuk yuk yuk.

Nice pair.

I don't get it.

Those birds are called boobies.

"I went to a surgeon to get 'enhanced', thinking I'd get super strength or speed or something, but all he gave me were humongous tits."

These are not the boobs you are looking for...

"I guess I should've known better when she said she'd show me her boobies when we got to the zoo."

Feeding them uncooked rice will increase them to a D-Cup...

a size xxx would be a little too large

It must be cold. Look how their bills are sticking out.

"I can't believe I ate the whole thing"