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KajunFirefly
January 28, 2003 12:04 PM

It's their fault I have so many cousins!

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PhreakyChinchilla
January 28, 2003 12:09 PM

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It's their fault I have so many cousins!


You'd think with someone who looks like the Pope, Catholics would be the first to endorse birth control...to prevent more ugly people.

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dcomposed
January 28, 2003 6:06 PM

Damn cousins.

It's there fault I have so many catholics.

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Devin
January 28, 2003 11:15 PM

What's so bad about cousins? It's not like they're making you MARRY them or something.

They're not, right?

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dcomposed
January 28, 2003 11:30 PM

They're not making him.

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Kevin_Keegans_Perm
January 29, 2003 12:10 AM

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It's their fault I have so many cousins!


But if you look hard enough, youll find dozens of unknown relatives who live in America.

Free board and Lodging should you ever wish to visit the East Coast.

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attitudechicka
January 29, 2003 8:40 AM

Plus the fact that the Catholic religion is very hard to understand, from the outside looking in. My mother was Catholic, and my father was Southern Baptist. I went to both churches, therefore I'm christian, I guess. Anyhow, my mom eventually decided to go to the Baptist church and somehow became no longer Catholic, and apparently they won't take her back? Very confusing.

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dcomposed
January 29, 2003 1:21 PM

None of this would have happened if you beleived in the gospel of Ron Jeremy.

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Devin
January 29, 2003 10:32 PM

I say, start your own form of Christianity. All you need is a Bible and a collection plate.

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dcomposed
January 29, 2003 10:42 PM

Church of Brad.

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dommiel84
January 30, 2003 9:53 AM

If Henry VII can do it, then why not us? And we'll hold our congregations* at a pub

*piss ups

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nuttlehead2000
April 29, 2003 9:53 AM

i'm glad that i'm not a catholic in the 1950's.i mean, going to hell because you had a beef jerky on a friday? not my religion

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naz_ghul
April 29, 2003 10:19 AM

Making sense has never been the Catholic strong suit, folks. This is the same institution that has the gall to ask for dontations when Vatican City is one of the most opulent palaces in the world. The gilding on a single fireplace alone could feed a village for a year. Nevermind the fact that the vaults contain the spoils of hundreds of sacked cities, eradicated cultures, and massacred innocents whose only transgression was to believe in an alternate viewpoint. It boggles the mind.

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Scyess
April 29, 2003 3:14 PM

I did a few comics on Catholicism once. I spent 4 years in Catholic school, and I don't think the basics of the religion are hard to understand. All the crazy minutia you have to do to avoid hell isn't so easy, but who cares?

"The basics," by the way are, "There are a bunch of crazy minutia that will send you to hell."

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KajunFirefly
April 29, 2003 3:31 PM

I was brought up vaguely Catholic, therefore I'm allowed to make jokes about it, so there's nothing you gay niggers can do about it.

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Spankling
April 29, 2003 7:52 PM

I hate that they act like they been around a long time just because they been around longer than say... the Rolling Stones. Religions that began before written history should be the only ones that can say they been arooooound.

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Devin
April 29, 2003 9:44 PM

But what about the promiscuous religions?

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