After Spankling's visit to a remote southern pacific island, the natives erected a monument in his honor.

And using an electron microscope, a crack team of scientists was able to capture this photo of it, shown at a scale of 10 nanometers to the inch.

Oh Gabriel, you didn't let me down.

That's what I'm here for, pal.

-And, if you look towards the bluffs near the ocean, you will see the names carved into the book of the "Great Monument To People Who Couldn't Sculpt Worth A Fuck."

This is what's left of the Rock of Gibraltar. Mr. Bush, acid rain is a problem.

California officials today paid tribute to the Pacific Coast Highway when they unveiled this monument to "The Finger."

...and here we see the most famous sculpture by Captain Obvious, entitled "The Sky Is In This Direction".