"PULL MY FINGER!!!!"

What happens when apes try to press invisible doorbells. Film at 11.

"Welcome, class, to Hold-Ups 101. Today I'll be demonstrating a simple trick: press your finger up to your victim's head and say, 'Give me all your money, bitch!'"

"Who wants to help me demonstrate how to deep-throat a baseball bat? How about... you?"

5 points if you ring her finger, 20 points if you get it in her mouth.

"I love you."

That guy next to her must be deaf, or on valium. No reaction whatsoever.

Put it in mine. Put it in mine.

"Look! It's a bird! It's a plane! Wait a minute, why am I getting so worked up then?"

There's an Invasion of the Body Snatchers joke in there somewhere...

Too bad I'm too lazy to come up with one. :-/

"the only reported picture of Jay Leno and Steven Tyler's love child... "

DANNY! Stop urinating on those celebrities and get down here!

"WAHH AHH YAHH DAHHHN AAHHHAT DA LAAAAHZHAA EHHIEEEIC?!"
"What did you say?"
"She wants to know what you're doing about the lockjaw epidemic."

"GET OFF THE DAMN SHED!"

"I like BACON!"

"Who you calling a 'rude, mouthy bitch'? Huh? HUH?"

Zegota,

Where did you get that photo? It scares me . . .

By your request:

http://www.dailyillini.com/sep01/sep10/news/stories/news_story01.shtml

Suddenly Sarah realized that the Invisible Man was still in the room...the hard way.

"I SAID: PULL MY FINGER!!!!!!"

Bring me my mother fucking dinner, biatch!

"You don't want a carpet, you want an AREA RUG!"