Drive a caption down that road.

"Road closed due boulders from massive rockslide."

"I am the ghost of chicks you banged in your backseat past. You said you would call.... Next left turn:

HELL! Muuuhahahah!"

"That tunnel coming up looks really narrow..."

And here we see the finely crafted translucent marble monument that gave "Mount Hillbilly" it's name.

When I told the kids I was going out for a "Milk Run," I had no idea what I'd see on the road that day...

The way to a man's heart is in a D cup.

** PENNSYLVANIA TURNPIKE **
Philadelphia and East ------->
<------- Tittsburgh and West

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** PENNSYLVANIA TURNPIKE **
Philadelphia and East ------->
<------- Tittsburgh and West

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"Puny mortals! I will crush y- um, hello? My eyes are here!"

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** PENNSYLVANIA TURNPIKE **
Philadelphia and East ------->
<------- Tittsburgh and West

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...and on the other side of Tittsburgh is Cleavageland.

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** PENNSYLVANIA TURNPIKE **
Philadelphia and East ------->
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...and on the other side of Tittsburgh is Cleavageland.

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...and then you turn right and wind up at DDDDDetroit.

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--My trip to the Grand Tetons.

Two boobs dangled in a yellow wood
And sorry I could not fondle both
And be one pervert, long I stood
And looked down one as far as I could
To where it sort of flopped over the undergrowth

Two men driving abreast. Wait a minute, that doesn't work.

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-OH GOD!! THERE AREA GIANT PAIR OF TITS IN THE ROAD!

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**WARNING, LARGE DISTRACTIONS AHEAD**

Hey Spanky, where the hell did you get that pic?

A still from the unused opening credits sequence for David Lynch's Twin Peaks.

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"Puny mortals! I will crush y- um, hello? My eyes are here!"

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Only a woman could have written that. Now we know for sure you're not a porky 50-year-old divorced man in a yellow undershirt, like most "women" on the net.

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Hey Spanky, where the hell did you get that pic?

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I found the girl on the net while doing some bible research.

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Did I mention my deep devotion to the Lord Jesus Christ?

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-- Fahrvergbüben!

-- Some people can't see the forest through the 38Ds...

DR. BOORITE'S PSYCHOLOGY CORNER:
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Here is how the picture appears in reality:

And this is how it appears to the average male:

-"Hooterville: next exit."

Nobody used, "Barometric pressure is rising as a slow moving warm front makes its way over the mountains."

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Nobody used, "Barometric pressure is rising as a slow moving warm front makes its way over the mountains."

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Nobody used, "Barometric pressure is rising as a slow moving warm front makes its way over the mountains."

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Of course not! The passage of a warm front usually indicates that the high is behind you and the low is moving in. The pressure will generally be decreasing.

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