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UnknownEric
March 6, 2003 6:15 AM

As modern advertising proves again and again, sex sells. From the Miller Lite "catfight" women to the Coors Light twins to Joe Camel's penis nose, sex is everywhere.

Your assignment for this comics contest, if you choose to accept it, is to use sex to sell an unlikely product (the unlikelier the better!).

Bonus points to anyone who uses the word "conundrum."

Get crackin'! Contest ends Monday morning, 3/10.

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ArtemisStrong
March 6, 2003 6:44 AM

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barcodeking
March 6, 2003 7:00 AM

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kaufman
March 6, 2003 12:23 PM

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umfumdisi
March 6, 2003 1:36 PM

kaufman's comic is sublime in its deliciousness.

we surrender,
France

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umfumdisi
March 6, 2003 1:49 PM

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Spankling
March 6, 2003 2:08 PM

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naz_ghul
March 6, 2003 2:13 PM

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Spankling
March 6, 2003 2:24 PM

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Scyess
March 6, 2003 3:17 PM

I don't know if these can beat umfumdisi, but here goes:

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not_Scyess
March 6, 2003 3:42 PM

I don't know if this can beat Scyess, but here goes:

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Namgubed
March 6, 2003 3:51 PM

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BDD
March 6, 2003 7:42 PM

The proud BDD's-CC-Losers series continues.
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umfumdisi
March 6, 2003 8:51 PM

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Aero_God
March 6, 2003 8:56 PM

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Aero_God
March 6, 2003 9:14 PM

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That may not count as sex selling but at least I used conundrum.:(

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Spankling
March 6, 2003 9:29 PM

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Trippingbillee
March 6, 2003 10:09 PM

I will never win one of these things.

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Trippingbillee
March 6, 2003 10:15 PM

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Trippingbillee
March 6, 2003 10:19 PM

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BigEvilDan
March 6, 2003 10:52 PM

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Bargaintuan
March 6, 2003 10:57 PM

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ArtemisStrong
March 7, 2003 4:16 AM

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megaton_b_boy2000
March 7, 2003 4:43 AM

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kaufman
March 7, 2003 6:29 AM

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kaufman
March 7, 2003 6:36 AM

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Aero_God
March 7, 2003 6:38 AM

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kaufman
March 7, 2003 6:58 AM

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Aero_God
March 7, 2003 10:28 AM

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Kevin_Keegans_Perm
March 7, 2003 10:37 AM

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jes_lawson
March 7, 2003 11:04 AM

Jes_L returns to the fray with a joke about religion...
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The alternative punchline was :"Now the conundrum. Do I chance it in drag or pay for the operation?"

Buckfast.

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not_Scyess
March 7, 2003 11:29 AM

quote:
Buckfast.
The most important meal of the day.

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not_Scyess
March 7, 2003 11:37 AM

Oh, yeah. And also...

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naz_ghul
March 7, 2003 12:05 PM

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kaufman
March 7, 2003 12:17 PM

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mmyers
March 7, 2003 1:12 PM

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El_Cid
March 7, 2003 1:59 PM

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Zegota
March 8, 2003 6:53 AM

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Ender2300
March 8, 2003 12:01 PM

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BigEvilDan
March 8, 2003 9:53 PM

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TheGovernor
March 9, 2003 4:59 AM

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evil_d
March 9, 2003 8:25 AM

A lot of good entries in this contest.

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TheGovernor
March 9, 2003 8:41 AM

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Trippingbillee
March 9, 2003 8:17 PM

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mikeweeney
March 9, 2003 9:35 PM

quote:
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mmeyers you rock.

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mikeweeney
March 9, 2003 9:47 PM

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Zegota
March 10, 2003 1:13 AM

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UnknownEric
March 10, 2003 6:08 AM

Sure, you just HAD to make it hard for me to pick a winner. So much comedy coming from so many fronts. It's like Stripcreator "Shock and Awe!" But I let down my missile defenses for just long enough to choose a victor in this war of teh funnie. But first! Numbers two through five, also known as the honorable discharges... wait, that's not right, is it?:

Honorable Mentions:

mmyers: CC174
kaufman: Yow! (I'm a sucker for a good Zippy the Pinhead reference.)
not_Scyess: Popular Diseases
TheGovernor: Just Do IT

And the WINNER is... (insert drum roll and the voice of Casey Kasem here):

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Once again proving that Penis Enlargement will always win in the end (get it... in the END! Har har. Okay, screw you, so it wasn't funny!). Take it away, Big Evil Dan. (American Top 40 was proudly presented by the Westwood One Radio Network and sponsored by Anheuser-Busch, St. Louis, Missouri.)

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not_Scyess
March 10, 2003 9:57 AM

I got an honorable mention! Yay!

But damn, doesn't Dan always win these things? I get the feeling that everyone on sc.com is just one of Dan's aliases.

Or he's funnier than I am. ...which I refuse to accept. Kinda.

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User #16352
March 11, 2003 8:55 AM

jeez. I missed this whole contest. where was I?

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