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JrnymnNate March 10, 2003 4:21 PM	I saw this in someones blog... They said we all know that's not the goey freshness of Junior Mints on her leg.
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Spankling March 10, 2003 9:02 PM	That is the worst cream filling I ever tasted! Oh finally, J-nate! I found it! Oops... Too late.
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Devin March 10, 2003 10:16 PM	Hmm, this ad fits CC 174 perfectly.
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bunnerabb March 11, 2003 1:41 AM	"I never got to suck a guy in a suit's dick and get sperm on my leg until I got my PUMAÂÂ® sneakers and tote!" or "I never got some teenage slut in a schoolgirl skirt to suck me off and let me jizz on her leg until I got my PUMAsÂÂ®!" (I could make a million on Madison Ave., sure. But, hey... I'm too freakin' sensitive for dat, ya know?)
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UnknownEric March 11, 2003 5:41 AM	I was wondering what Clinton's been up to lately.
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not_Scyess March 11, 2003 8:30 AM	Holy shit... her socks! THEY HAVE HOLES IN THEM!!!!. In my day, no way you'd be allowed to get away with putting socks with holes in them in ads. What's society coming to? (Besides Puma ads, that is.)
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itsclark March 11, 2003 9:33 AM	I'm sorry Miss -- It was an accident, I swear! I don't know what got into me. One minute you were taking my waist measurement and the next...
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itsclark March 11, 2003 9:45 AM	"When you buy Pumas, satisfaction is guaranteed." "Puma -- The brand name that rolls off the tongue." For the rest of the evening, Tim wondered whether it was his charm, his good looks, or the twenty dollars and ounce of rock that won her over.
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Devin March 11, 2003 10:31 AM	"This is the worst sales pitch I've ever seen! Get the hell out of here! Wait, leave the ad here."
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PhreakyChinchilla March 11, 2003 1:47 PM	Her outfit doesn't match.
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Spankling March 11, 2003 5:40 PM	quote: Her outfit doesn't match. What outfit?
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lemur68 March 12, 2003 6:41 PM	quote: Her outfit doesn't match. I don't think he really cares that you're not supposed to mix florals and plaids. If he does care, then he's not the type to want blowjobs from girls anyway.
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Ender2300
March 12, 2003 7:05 PM

WARNING: These shoes have been designed to assist those sucking poison from snakebite victims. Wearing these shoes in any way not specified for their use may chemically induce forced fellatio on random, unsuspecting strangers. These shoes not to be taken orally, anally, or in any other manner inconsistent with their labeling. Not recommended for children under twelve years of age without consulting a physician.

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not_Scyess March 13, 2003 9:07 AM	quote: These shoes not to be taken orally, anally, or in any other manner inconsistent with their labeling. Those shoes taken anally will probably be the next ad.
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